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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:
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Shadi
Ek larka aur larki ki shadi hui to
aap yaqeen kero k
doosry din hi
un
ka
bacha
hua
Khana
Kharab ho gaya,
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na.....;-p :-D
By:
Rabia Naz
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Mithaai
Ek Admi ki Shadi hui,
Khoob Mithai banti gai.
Pehla Beta huwa,
khoob mithai banti gai.
Dusra beta huwa,
Phirr mithai banti,,,
5 saal baad
Bachon ko school admit kerwany gaya,
Fee's 10,000
Ghar aa ker khoob roya.
Bivi boli ;
"Janu meri phati to mithai banti,
Aur
Apni phati to Rona aa gaya.".....:-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Larki Walay Larky Se
Larki walay larky se : Beta kiya kaam kerty ho??
Larka : G bhalaai ka kaam kerta hun.
Larki walay : Matlab?
Larka : Giray huwon ko uthata hun aur bichray huwon ko
milata hun.
Larki walay : Wo kese??
Larka : Brazier banata hun...:-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Shadi
**Bohat Piyari Baat**
Kabhi bhi ye na socho k her guzarta din
zindagi ka din kam kerta hai,,,
Bal k ye socho k
Her guzarta din,
Shadi k din ko
Qareeb lata hai...:-P:-D
O Teri Khair,
Aye te me kadi sochya ee nai,
Forward to all beautiful Kunwari & Kuwara Team..:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Dimagh Aur Shadi
Dimagh Jism ka sab se Eham hissa hai.
Ye 24 Ghanty Active rehta hai.
Ye hamari Pedaaish se le ker us waqt tak
kaam kerta hai jab tak hamari
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.
.
SHADI nahi ho jati....:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Khushi
Husband : Meri BV gum ho gai hai.
Post Master : Bewaqoof! ye post office hai, police station jao.
Husband Hansty Huwy : Muaf kerna khushi me samajh nahi araha
kidher jaaun....:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Foot Maal Te Pii
Maa apny Totly bete se boli : Beta! aaj hum
jahan Larki dekhny ja rahy hen, tum wahan mat bolna.
Beta bola : Theet aye.
Larki walon k ghar jab larki
Chai layi to
larka chai pete hi bola :
"Dalam aye dalam aye"
Larki foran boli ; Foot Maal Te Pii,
Foot Maal Te Pii.....:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Balcony
Shoher Aur BV Mood me thay:
Unhon ny 9 Saal k Bete ko Balcony Me Bhej ker kaha k
Mohallay me jo kuch ho raha hai batao.
Larka ; Jamil Sahab Car me ja rahy hen.
Asim Sahab Ghaas kaat rahy hen.
Rafiq Sahab BV se sex ker rahy hen.
Baap Andar se Bola : Tumhen Kese Pata chala??
Beta : Un ka Larka bhi Balcony me Khara hai...:-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Love Marriage
Son : Papa! Aap ki Love Marriage hai Na??
Papa : Haan Per tumhen kese pata.
Son : Aap ki shadi aur meri Date of Birth me
sirf 5 month ka farq hai......:-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Zero Meter
1967
Dulha Jahez me TV mangta tha.
1978
Motor Cycle
1989
Plot
2000
AC & Car
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2015
Khuda k Waastay! Jahez na do,
Bas,
"Zero Meter" Dulhan de do....:-p:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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