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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:
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Mashwara
Ek Admi ki Shadi hui,
Us ny Dost se Mashwara liya k Apni Bivi ka Dil kese Jeetun??
Friend: Us k Paas Cigarette laga ker jana aur
Dhuwan Us k Mun per Mar k kehna,
Janu Agar Tum kaho to Ye Adat bhi Chhor sakta hun..
Admi ny Ja ker Esa hi kiya.
Bivi ny Sun ker Jawab diya:
"Nahi Its OK, Agar Gold Leaf hai to
Ek SUTTA Mujhy bhi Lagwa Do"...;-0;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Ring Tone
Rukhsati k Waqt Dulhy ka Mobile baja..
Larki Walon ny Usay Bohat Mara..
QK
Mobile me Ring Tone lgi thi,,
,
"Hum Dil me Chupa k Piyar ka Arman le Chalay,,
Lo Aaj Apni Mout ka Saman Le Chalay"...:-p :-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Pooja
Shoher ny Bivi Ka Ghoonghat Uthaya aur Bola :
"Agar Tum India me hoti ti Log zarur Tumhari Pooja kerty".
Bivi Sharmaty huwe : Kiya Me Husn ki Devi Lagti hun??
Shoher : Nahi, Shakal se "Kaali Mata" Aur
Jism se "Gaao Mata" lagti ho...;-0 ;-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Shaadiyat
** SHADIYAAT **
Q1- Kiya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?
A- Ji Haan, Bahar Jany ka..
Q2- Insan Apni Bewaqoofi per kab Khush hota hai?
A- Apni Shadi k Din..
Q3- Kiya Zabani Laraai me Aurat se koi Jeet sakta hai?
A- Ji Haan, Dusri Aurat..
Q4- Talaq ki sab se bari Waja kiya hai?
A- Shadi..
Q5- Duniya ki Khatarnak tareen Police kon si hai?
A- Band Bajy Wali, In ka Qaid kiya huwa Umer bhar Riha nahi hota..:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Shoq
Hamen Koi Khaas Shoq nahi Shadi kerny ka,,
Wo to DETTOL ka Tarana hai k
Pakistan Barhana hai,,
,
Ab kiya Hum Pakistan k liye Itna bhi nahi ker Sakty...;-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Rishtay
1 Khubsoorat Larki k liye 4 Larkon k Rishy aaye..
Her Larky ny Usay Apny baray me yun Bataya..:
1st Larka :
Me PIA me hun,
Tumhen Puri Duniya ki Sair keraun ga.
Larki Khush ho gai..
2nd Larka :
Me Businessman hun,
Tumhary 10 Bank Account Khulwa dun ga.
Larki aur bhi Khush ho gai..
3rd Larka :
Me Sunaar hun,
Tumhen Puri Duniya ka Sona Dila dun ga.
Larki Bohat Ziyada Khush ho gai..
4rth Larka :
Me WAPDA me hun, Mujh se Shadi kerlo,
QK,
Mere Ghar ki Light Nahi Jati.
Larki :
Qubool Hai,
Qubool Hai,
Qubol Hai....:-p :-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Side Effect
If U have 1 Wife,
She Fights with U.
If U have 2 Wives,
They Fight for U.
Feel the Difference and Decide..
Sender is not Responsible for any Side Effect...;-p :-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Rishta
Larka Rishty k liye Larki k Ghar gaya..
Larki k Walid Sahab : Beta kiya Naam hai?
Larka : Ji Faraz.
Walid : MaShaAllah, kitna Parha hai?
Larka : Ji MBA kiya hai.
Walid : Bohat Khoob, Kahan Rehty ho??
Larka : Ji Gulshan e Iqbal me.
Walid : MaShaAlla MaShaAlla, Kiya kerty ho??
Larka : Ji KESC me Job kerta hun.
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Walid : Uth Bhutni k,
Teri Waja se Me Kal Apni Begum ki Shalwar pehan k Nikal gaya tha, Wo bhi ulti.
(,")/ Dafa Ho Ja...;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Bebasi
Kitna Bebas hai Insan Qismat k agay,
Her sapna Toot jata hai Haqeeqat k agay,
Jisny kabhi Jhukna nahi Seekha Duniya me,
,
Wo bhi Jhuk jata hai "BEGUM" k agay..:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Shadi
Meri Dua se Shayad Tumhari Shadi ho jaye..
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Bas Yehi Soch ker Me Dua nahi kerta..
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QK
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Jo Insan Msg nahi bhejta,
Wo Shadi ka Card kiya Bhejy ga.....:-p ;-D
By:
Rabia Naz
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