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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:
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Sitary
Dulha : Me Shadi se Pehly 20 Larkiyon k sath Chakkar Chala chuka hun.
Dulhan : Mujhy Pata tha k Jab
Hamary Sitary Milty hen to
aadaten bhi Zarur Milti hongi...:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Soch
Ek Larky aur Larki ki Shadi hui..
Aap Yaqeen kero k Shadi k Dusray Din hi
Un
Ka
Bacha
Huwa
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Saalan
Kharab ho gaya..
Lekin Aap ki Soch ko Salam hai Master..:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Shadi K Baad
Wife : Shadi k Shuru me jab Me Khana Paka k lati thi to
Aap ziyada Mujhy Khilaty thy Aur Khud kam khaty thy per ab Aisa q nahi??
Husband : QK ab Tumhen Khana Pakana aa gaya hai...:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Love Marriage
Beta : Ammi kiya Love Marriage kerny se Ghar waly Naraz ho jaty hen??
Maa :
"Tu Yaqeenan kisi Churail k chakkar me ho ga,
Aur Ye Sab Tujhy Usi Dayan ny kaha ho ga,
Ye Aaj kal ki Larkiyan to bas Larkon ko Phansany me lagi rehti hen,
Jahan Acha Larka dekha aur Shuru ho gain,
Beta In se Bach ker Rehna Ye bohat Makkaar aur Meesni hoti hen,
Aur Inka to Khandan bhi..."
Beta : Ammi aisa kuch nahi, Wo to Abbu bata rahy thy k
Aap Dono ki Love Marriage Hui thi....:-0 :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Safaai Pasand
Admi : Meri Bivi to Rupy Paisy ko Hath ka Mail samajhti hai..
Dost : Is me Pareshani ki kon si Baat hai??
Admi :Pareshani ki Baat ye hai k Wo
Inteha ki Safaai Pasand hai...:-0 :-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Muqaddar
Jab Sheeshy k Bartan TOOT jaen to
Awaz aati hai,,,
"CHUNNN"
Jab Bachon k Balloons PHOOT jaen to
Awaz aati hai,,,
"PATAKH"
Jab Paani k Bubbles PHOOT jaen to
Awaz aati hai,,
"PATUKKK"
Aur Jab
Muqaddar PHOOT jaye to
Awaz aati hai,,,
,
,
,
,
,
"QABOOL HAI"
"QABOOL HAI"
"QABOOL HAI"....:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Mobile Company
Ek Aadmi ki Shadi Mobile Company me kaam kerny wali Larki se ho gai..
Shoher Ghoonghat Uthany laga to wo boli :
"Ghoonghat Uthany k liye 1 dabaen,
Baaten kerny k liye 2 dabaen,
Mun Dikhai k liye 3 dabaen,
Angoothi Pehnany k liye 4 dabaen.."
Shoher Ghussy se : Ab ye bhi Bata do k Talaq deny k liye kiya dabaun??
Bivi : "Aap ka Mojuda Balance is kaam k liye Nakafi hai,
Baraye Meharbani pehly Haq Mehar k Paisy Jama keraen,
Aur Mazeed Malumat k liye Meri Ammi se Rabta karen,
Mujh se Shadi kerny ka Shukriya"....;-p :-D
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Qubool Hai
Chahy Jitni Marzi "Angrezi" Seekh lo,,
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,
Phir Bhi,
,
,
,
,
,
Qubool Hai, Qubool Hai, Qubool Hai,
Urdu me hi Kehna Pare gaaa...:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Haq Mehar
Dulha : Ye lo 32 rupay Tumhara Haq Mehar,
Ab Mujhy kuch kerny ki Ijazat do..
Dulhan : Meri Shadi hui hai is liye 32 Rupay le rahi hun,
Warna 2000 se kam nahi leti....:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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