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These are the SMS / Jokes on Jeo & Jeenay Do Zardari! within the SMS / Text Messages category of Funny SMS; No need to introduce Mr. Asif Ali Zardari, everyone knows he's President Of Pakistan. There are a lot of changings happened in his period of Presidency. Many of Pakistanis and other country people likes him and many dislikes. So now a days he's also uses as a Noun in SMS Messages. You can also
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13 July 2009 se SMS Service ko F.I.A Cyber Crime Cell k Under main de diya gaya hai.
Aur Woh Har SMS ko chek kernegay. Jiske naam SIM hogi usi k naam pe FIR katay gi.
So Please Government k khilaaf koi bhi SMS send ya forward na karen.
Be Careful and Never forget.
Is link pe ja kar aap News chek kar saktay hain.
www.bbc.co.uk/urdu/pakistan/2009/07/090713_syber_crime_nj.shtml
ISLAMABAD: The government announced on Sunday that sending indecent, provocative and ill-motivated stories and text messages through e-mails and mobile telephone Short Messaging Service (SMS) was an offence under the Cyber Crime Act (CCA) and its violators could be sent behind bars for 14 years.
An official announcement by the interior ministry said that the government was launching a campaign against circulation of what it called ill-motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against civilian leadership and security forces.
www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/sci-tech/16-punishment-for-indecent-sms-and-emails-hs-03
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Khuda Kare
Khuda Kare Her Din Ap Ki Khushian
Petrol K Rates Ki Tarhan Barhti Rahain
Or Ghamoon Ki Supply Bijli Ki Tarhan Bandh Rahain.
Bemaria aap k pas se is tarha ghaib hojae,
Jis tarha Market se aata.
Itni izzat aap ko mile k,
jis ko koi rok na sake Khud Kush Dhamako ki tarah.
Aap ki kismat khul jaye aur tamam Musibatu se jaan chot jae,
Zardari ki tarah.
Be Happy:-)
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Rooman Qamar
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Zardari pe Mazmoon
*Zardari pe Mazmoon*
Aap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To aapki umar sirf 16 saal thi. Ye aapka record hai.
Iske baad Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diya.
Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Begairti ka aghaz kia aur Mr.10% mashoor ho gaye.
Na jane kaisay kursi-e-Sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreeban 100% mashoor kr liya.
Apki Tareekh-e-Wafaat ka Sabko Intazaar hai.
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Urdu Laughter
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kia hukam hai
Jin: kia hukam hai mere aaqa?
Aaqa: mulk ka sara maal mere account me daldo.
Jin: Aaqa hukam karain baqwas na karain..
mein jin hoon Zardari nahi.....!!!
By:
Rooman Qamar
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A man dies and goes
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
Every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan...
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Jasper
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