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Latest Double Meaning SMS:

  • Four letters offensive words
    There are only two Four letter words that are offensive to men.

    "Don't" & "Stop".....

    Unless they not used together.


  By: Guru Don   Send To Mobile
  • Tere jism per marte hain
    Tere jism per marte hain,
    Teri garam saanson se Nasha karte hain,
    Tujhe chumne k liye ham Duniya se ladte hain,
    Lakhon me 1 tu hai mere GOLD FLACK
    Tujhe pene ko sab machalte hain.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Soft and Hard Things
    Boy: I like the soft thing behind ur BRA
    Girl: What?
    Boy: Ur Heart
    Girl: I Love the Big thing between ur 2 legs.
    Boy: What?
    Girl: Ur Bike ;->


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • Jisam pr sab jaga
    Jisam pr sab jaga.

    2no Ankhon pe

    2no Galon pe

    2bar Honton pe

    1bar Gardan pe

    2bar gardan se zara neche

    sardiyon me

    Sooney se pehle

    cold cream….zror lgao.


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • Love is like a pillow
    True Love is like a pillow.
    U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
    U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
    U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
    Want True Love?
    Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • Hard and Wet
    Question : What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet,
    hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
    Answer : Vicks Inhaler


  By: Kashif   Send To Mobile
  • Touch it gently
    Touch it gently
    Put ur finger inside
    If hole is big put three fingers
    Rub it up & down gently
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    That's the right way of washing the drinking glass!


  By: Guru Don   Send To Mobile
  • Jaldi munh kholo
    Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
    Girl: Arey itna bada Munh mein kaise dalongi?

    Boy: Dhire se le lena
    After a while.

    Girl: Saare kapdey giley ho jaayenge
    Boy: Aur logi?
    Girl: Na baba, yeh Gol Gappy tum hi khao.


  By: Guru Don   Send To Mobile
  • Andheri Raat or uska saath
    Andheri raat thi wo mere saath thi,
    Me us k ooper tha or wo mere neechey thi,
    Yaro tum shak na krna.
    .

    .

    Wo meri motorCycle thi.


  By: PTCL   Send To Mobile
  • kuj hor na samjhi
    Teri Tight Tight Teri Sohni Sohni
    Pateyala Shalwar ni Kuj hor na Samjhi

    Tenu Dekh k Mera Chut janda
    Hath wichon Romal ni Kuj hor na Samjhi

    Tenu Dekh k Mera Khara ho janda
    Cycle wich Bazar ni Kuj hor na Samjhi

    Tu karwandi rai te Main karda reya
    Tera Intizar ni Kuj hor na Samjhi.


  By: faiz   Send To Mobile
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