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  • Tariq Bin Ziyaad agar aaj zinda
    Tariq Bin Ziyaad agar aaj zinda hoty to

    Imran Khan ko itna zarur kehty k


    Khan Beta!

    Kashtiyan jalany me or

    Larkiyan nachany me bohat bara farq hai.

    Lihaaza

    Baat baat per meri kashtiyon ki

    Misaal na diya karo...:-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Faqat is Darr se Karachi
    Faqat is Darr se Karachi nahi aata me

    FARAZ

    Mobile Chin gaya to kese kerun ga

    Telephone pe Khitaab.


    O Teri Kher....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Battakh (Duck) Paani per Tairti hui
    Ek Battakh (Duck) Paani per Tairti hui

    Pur-Sukoon nazar aati hai, Magar Paani me

    Uske Paa'un hilty rehty hen.
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    Isi tarha Admi Ooper se kitna hi Sharif or Molvi

    Q na ho, Us ka Neechay ka "Hathyaar"

    Hilta hi rehta hai.
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    Veena Malik ki "Tahi-Ul-Qadri" se

    Galay milny k baad Media se Guftugu....:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tabdeeli Ya Inqilaab
    Ek Boorhi Aurat Imran Khan k paas gai,

    or boli :

    "Beta Aap ny jo Tabdeeli laai hai,

    Wo dikhao?"

    Imran Khan : Maa Ji! Wo jo Larkiyan samny khari

    hen, Jab Ghar se nikli thin to un k Pet under thy,

    Ab wo bahar phoolty ja rahy hen.


    Boorhi Aurat : Beta ye tabdeeli mujh me

    kab aaye gi?


    Imran Khan : Maa Ji! Ye to "Inqilaab" ho ga,

    Wo to Tahir-Ul-Qadiri hi laaye ga....:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Bhang ka ek glass Dimagh ko 3 ghanty tak
    Bhang ka ek glass Dimagh ko 3 ghanty tak

    A.C k baraber thandak pohncha sakta hai...
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    Bijli ki bajaye agar her ghar me Bhang

    istemaal ki jaye to Load shedding se

    jaan churaai ja sakti hai..
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    "CM SINDH Qaim Ali Shah ki mulki umoor

    pe Sanjeeda guftugu"


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Breaking News
    Breaking News:
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    Youm-e-Mazdoor ki shandar kamyabi k baad

    MQM ne aaj Youm-e-Bhai Log ka bhi elan kardiya...:-0

    Mazdoor aaj bhi aram kerengy...


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Agar awam k liye itni bijli b nai hai k
    Agar awam k liye itni bijli b nai hai k

    wo apne ghar main aik fan aur light jala sakain to

    PM, PRESIDENT, CMs, GOVERNORs, SECRETARYs, JUDGES, etc ko b

    koi haq nai hai k wo awam k paisay se

    apne aik aik room main 10, 10 bulb aur AC jalayain...

    Come n join hands to eliminate this unequality in our ISLAMIC state...

    This is the cause that truly requires a LONG MARCH...

    Think over it n pass this msg to as many, as u can...


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he
    /)/) Pallatttt
    =(';')= O Babu...
    ,,,(")("),,,,

    Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he?
    Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

    Jalta reha Karachi kiski lagai aag me?
    Ai jub foj kesay choohay lagay thay bhagne
    Kese bachen ge unse kya tujhko fikar he?
    Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

    Qurbani ki khal chheenay, fitra zakat khaye
    Bhata chanda le k laashen kon giraaye?
    Aulad k future pe kiya teri nazar he?
    Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

    Future Badalna Hay?

    To Ajao Imran Khan k Jalsay me... Hum To Chalay

    /)) /))
    (,' ) (,' )
    , (,)=(,)o,,




  By: Smart Aleck   Send To Mobile
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