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  • Quomi Assembly
    Theek Kaam na Kerny ka Bahana Bana ker Agar Kisi
    "Sarkari Idary" ko "Privatize" kerna Hai,

    to
    Mera Khayal Hai k

    "Quomi Assembly" ko Privatize ker dena chahiye..:p

    Aur Private kerny k Baad Sab se Pehly
    "Ishaaq Daar" ko Bechen,
    Jo So Pachaas Milen,
    Iska Masjid k Darwazy ko

    "KUNDA"
    Lagwa Den..:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Kal r Aaj
    .* (KAL aur AaJ) *.

    Zara ghor se phrna.

    Kal= Log subha nimaz k liye uthte thay

    Aaj= warzish k liye

    Kal= Log subha Quran parha krte thay

    Aaj= sms

    Kal= Log deen k liye mehnat krte thay

    Aaj= Dolat k liye

    Kal= Log ibadat me masruf rehte thy

    Aaj= Movies or music me

    Kal= 0rat ghar ki zeenat thi

    Aaj= Bazar ki

    Kal= Olad maa baap ka kehna maanty thy

    Aaj= Maa Baap olad ki.

    Hamen apna Aaj badalna ho ga.

    kisi ko b
    send karna lekin kal nahi aaj.


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Dua For Election
    Dua For Election..!!

    Ya Allah..!

    KITAB ko Library me rakhna,

    SHER ko Jungle me rakhna,

    TARAZU ko Dukan me rakhna,

    CYCLE ko Makan me rakhna,

    Lekin

    Sirf PATANG ko Asman me Rakhna.

    (Aameen)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Altaf Bhai 9.0 Wale
    *(( MQM ))*

    Allah Ka Karam Hai

    Altaf Bhai Ka Bharam hai

    Bhai Bajaty hen C.T

    Hum Nikalty hen T.T

    Bhai ka Ghoomta hai Meter

    Yahan Chalta Hai REPEATER

    Dost Banaya to Sir pe Bithaen gy

    Bhai se Panga liya to Qabar me Lita Aaen gy

    Bhai se DOODH Mango gy to KHEER den gy

    KARACHI Mango gy to CHEER den gy

    1 Hi Karachi k hen RAKHWALE

    Jin ka Naam Hai,
    ALTAF BHAI 9.0 Wale..!!

    G.A Muhajir


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Lady Anchor To Rally Participator
    Lady Anchor Rally Me Aai Khatun se : Ji Aap Bataen, Aap Imran Khan k Istaqbal k liye Apni Beti ko sath le ker Airport Aai hen?

    PTI Supporter : Ji ye Beti nahi, Mera Beta Hai.

    Lady Anchor : Oh Maaf kijiye ga, Hulye se pata nahi chala,
    Wese Aunty Aap ko Rally me aaty huweKhof Mehsus nahi huwa??

    PTI Suppprter : Aap ka Dimagh Theek Hai??

    Me Aunty nahi Is ka Baap Hun...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tax
    Agar hum isi raftaar se "Taraqqi" kerty rahy

    to

    Anqareeb


    100 ka Card Load kerny per


    "JazakAllah" ka


    Message aya kery ga......:-p:-O


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • PK-2
    Misbah ul Haq ki

    Aamir Khan se request :


    PK-2 banai jaye, ta k hamen pata chal jaye k

    aur kon kon dhoka nahi dega.....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Lahore k liye
    Lahore k liye Metro Bus or Metro Train....!!
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    .
    .
    .
    Or Karachi k liye...?

    Metro Agarbatti or

    Metro Chaaliya....!!


    Wah Ganjay Sher teri daghabaziyan...:-(


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ullu ka Pattha
    Ek Admi 2 Ullu bech raha tha,

    1 Bara, 1 Chota.

    Bara wala 1 Lac ka &

    Chota wala 2 Lac ka.


    Kisi ny poocha k chota Ullu Baray Ullu se mehenga Q?


    Admi ny jawab diya : Bara Ullu sirf Ullu hi hai,

    Or

    Chota Ullu sirf Ullu hi nahi balke

    Ullu ka Pattha bhi hai...:-)


    Qaom ko Bilawal Zardari Mubarak ho :-(


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Dharnaa Khatam kere k
    Dharnaa Khatam kere k kis Moo se

    Ghar Jaun,

    Jab bhi Ghar aata hun,

    Almaari me latki Shewaani

    Ek hi Sawaal kerti hai,


    Jab Wazeer e Aazam nahi ban sakty

    to

    Silwatay Q ho?....:-P


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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