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When Will Kashmir Be In Pakistan?
Bush Asks God:
When Will Iraq Be Mine?
God:
Not In Ur Life Time
Bush Cries.
Zardari Asks God:
When Will Kashmir Be In Pakistan?
God:
Not In Ur Life Time
Zardari Cries.
And I Asked God:
When Will This Reader Get Brain?
This Time God Cries, And Says:
Not In My Life Time.
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Kashmir Day SMS
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Ik Khwab Ki Hay Tabeer Laho
Ik Khwab Ki Hay Tabeer Laho
Sifaak Adad,Shamsheer Lahu
Wadi Ki Fiza Dil Geer Lahu
Har Ban Pe Hai Zanjeer Lahu
Wadi Ki Fighaa Shab Geer Lahu
Aur Subah Ki Hai Tanveer Lahu
Kyon Dharti Ki Hai Tasveer Lahu
Muslim Ki Kyon Jageer Lahu
Aaa Dekh, Hain Ranjhe Heer Lahu
Har Ghaat Pe Hai Nakhcheer Lahu
Har Simt Hai Daar O Geet Lahu
Zaalim Ki Har Ek Tadbeer Lahu
Pewast Ba Seena Teer Lahu
Tuflaa Keliye Hai Sheer Lahu
Hontoon Pe Dua,Taseer Lahu
Hai Likhi Gayi Taqdeer Lahu
Har Bacha Jawan Aur Peer Lahu
Kashmir Ki Hai Tauqeer Lahu
Har Saaz O Wafa Kashmir Lahu
Har Jheel Sifa Kashmir Lahu
Wo Kehta Hai Kashmir Lahu
Mai Kehta Hoon Kashmir Lahu
Kashmir Lahu Kashmir Lahu
Kashmir Lahu Kashmir Lahu
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Kashmir Day SMS
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Why people prefer Shiela over Munni
3 reasons Why people prefer Shiela over Munni-
Analysis by a ECONOMIC Student:-
1. Branding- Munni is Badnaam… But Shiela is Jawaan
2. Place of Performance- Munni performs in some Desi Daaru ka Adda… Shiela performs in some Metro’s Disco Bar…
3. Demand Supply Concept- Munni is offering herself easily (Darling Tere Liye)… Huge Supply Limited Demand… But Shiela is not available easily (Tere Haath Kabhi Naa Aani)… Low Supply Huge Demand..
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musarat
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1 Kaafir Teacher Class k Bachon sy: “Ba
1 Kaafir Teacher Class k Bachon sy:
“Bacho Ap ko me Nazar aa rha hon?”
Bachay: “G Han”
Kafir Teacher:
“Me ap k Samny Khara hun es liye Nazar aa rha hun.
Kia ap ko ALLAH Nazar aa rha ha?”
Bachay: “Nhi”
Tab Teacher ny kaha:
“Hota to Nazar ata”
Un mein se aik Muslman Bachay ko Gussa aya aur us ne kaha:
“Bacho Ap ko Ustad Sahb ki Aqal Nazar aa rhi hy???”
Bachon ny kaha: “Nhi”
Muslman Bachay ny kaha:
“Hoti to Nazar ati”
*SUBHAN ALLAH*
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musarat
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Dr Aafia siddiqui ko americans pe fire k
Dr Aafia siddiqui ko americans pe fire karne pe 86 saal qaid hui, jb k koi mara nai tha, Aik amriki raymond davis 3 pakistanion ko qatal karta hai, weapons b baramad hote hain..
2 marne walon ko daku aur teesray ki maut ko hadsa qarar dene ki koshish ki ja rahi hai..
Salam hai hamari begherat hakumat ko… Puri qoam ko Zillat mubarak.
AT LEAST SPREAD THIS MSG!
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musarat
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