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  • Sheela Ki Jawani (Zardari Version) J
    Sheela Ki Jawani (Zardari Version)

    Jaanay Na Jaanay Q Dunya Ye Sari Meri Mout Ki Hei Deewani

    Maanay Na Maanay Q Qaum Ye Sari Mere Qatal Ki Hei Deewani

    Dil Karta Hei Houlay Houlay Se Poori Qoum Ko Mein Khaa Jaoun

    Kisi Or Ki Mujko Zarurat Kya Mei To Mulk Ko Loot'ta Jaoun

    What's My Name?
    What's My Name?

    What's My Name?

    My Name Is Aaasif

    Aasif Ali Zardaari

    I'm The Cause Of Corruption

    Par Sharam Muje Na Aani

    My Name Is Aaasif

    Aaasif Ali Zardari ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • "Bundle Offer" Dear Americans, Special
    "Bundle Offer"
    Dear Americans, Special Offer
    For Your Vacations.
    Come To Pakistan For Enjoy,
    Hunt N Kill Anyone Anywhere On
    Discount Rates With All Luxuries
    N Necessary Protocols.
    No Need 2 Worry About People
    They Are Already Dead.

    Regards,
    Zardari, Gilani, Kayani, Nawaz, Shahbaz


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Fact of FACEBOOK:: You are not marrie
    Fact of FACEBOOK::

    You are not married unless its updated in FB,

    Your trip is not satisfied unless pics are not uploaded in FB,
    ...
    You are not interesting unless your comments are liked :P

    What a life ;)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan tv k oper bomb rkh k
    Pathan tv k oper bomb rkh k pkistan ka match dekh rha tha
    dost ne pocha tv k oper bomb q rkha
    Khan?
    yara agr match har gay tu pori team ko bomb sy ura dyga...


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Tere Mast Mast 2 nain Mere Dil
    Teacher: Active v0ice & passive v0ice k exmple do
    Stdnt: (A.V) "Tere Mast Mast 2 nain mre dil ka ly gye chain"
    P.V:"Mre Dil ka ly gye chain tre mast mast 2 Nain,


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Muni nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja
    Muni nahane gai
    kapre utare
    darwaza baja
    boli=KAUN?

    Jawb aya=POSTMAN

    Kapre pehen k letter lia

    phir nahane gai kapre utarey
    darwaza bja
    boli=KAUN?

    Jawab aya=DHOBI

    Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,

    Phir nahane gai
    kapre utare
    darwza bja
    phir boli=KON?

    Jwab aya=shabeer
    parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy

    muni ne socha kya farq prta ha kapre nhi pehnti
    aise he chali gai
    darwza khola
    shabeer ne mithai di

    muni=kis khushi me

    shabeer=mri Aankhain theek ho gai hain

    or is tarha muni badnam hoi.......
    Ab pata chala k munni q badnam howe Is leye kehta tha k koi dekhy na dekhy shabeer to dekhyga.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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