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Shadi Card



Sardar Card Me Liye Ghor Se Dekh Raha Tha..

Pathan: Kiya Hua??

Sardar: O Yaar Shadi Ka Card Aaya Hai,
Invite Kerny K Baad Nichy Likha Hai
"STAY HOME, STAY SAFE"
,,
Ab Samajh Nai Aaraha Bulaya Hai, Ya Mana Kiya Hai.. :-D

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