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A Weighting Machine



Wife Hints to Husband for A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy me Something that
goes 0 to 80 in 3 Seconds when I Am On It"
.
.
.
Husband Gifted Her



A Weighting Machine.. :-)

Hhahaha



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