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Sardar Ji Ghar Aye



Sardar Ji Ghar Aye To Un K Helmet Ka Sheesha Laal Ho Raha Tha..
Sab Ghar Waly Dekh Ker Ghabra Gaye.
Bhai Sahara De Ker GHar Me Laaye.
Begam Ny Jooty Utary Aur
Roty Huwe Pucha:
"Itna Sara Khoon Kese Nikla,
Kiya Aapka Accident Hua Hai?"

Sardar Ji Sharma Ker Boly:
"O Nai Yaar,
Asal Me Helmet Ki Adat Nahi Hai Na
Is Liye Paan Thookty Waqt Yaad Hi Nahi Raha K
Helmet Ka Sheesha Band Hai.." :-) :-D

Hhahahaha



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