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Annual Checkup



70 year old goes for annual check up.
Doc says "I know it seems ridiculous but
I need a sperm count.
Take this jar and come back next week
with a sample" The following week the
guy is back apologizing for not having the sample.
He says "I tried it with my right hand
and with my left hand, My wife tried
it with her teeth in and with her teeth out
but we cannot get the lid off the jar"..;-)



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