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Joota Chhupaai



ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki
1sT SaaLi BoLi:
Me To 1100 LungI..

2nd SaaLi:
Me To 2100 Lungi...
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PicHe Se
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Santa Bola:
2310 LeLo Us Me
BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI Hai..;-p

Hahahaha



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