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Jungle Me



SANTA: Tu Kahan Paida kese hua?

BANTA: Hospital me aur Tu.

Santa: Jungle me!

Banta: Kese?

Santa: Meri Pregnent Maa Ko
2 Daaku Jungle le gaye Aur
kaha "JO KUCH HAI NIKAL"..;-p



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