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Ghalti



Admi: Mujhy Sardar Bana Do.

Doctor: Us K Liye Tumhara 50%
Dimagh Nikalna Pary Ga.

Admi: Nikal Do.

Doctor Ny Ghalti Se 90% Dimagh Nikal Diya.

Admi Hosh Me Aa Ker Bola:
"Oye Khocha, Ye Tum Ny Kiya Ker Diya?"..;-)

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