Husband was missing
Recently,
A distraught wife went to the local police station,
along with her next-door neighbor,
to report that her husband was missing..
The policeman asked for
a description of the missing man.
The wife said:
"He is 35 years old,
6-foot 4-inches,
has dark eyes,
dark wavy hair,
an athletic build,
weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken,
and is good to the children.."
The next-door neighbor protested:
"Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches,
chubby, bald, has a big mouth,
and is mean to your children."
The wife replied:
"Yes, but who wants HIM back?"..:-)
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