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Aadmi apny Nikaah-Naamy ko



1 Aadmi apny Nikaah-Naamy ko bary ghor se

dekh raha tha.

Bivi ny poocha : Ajee itny piyar se

Q dekh rahy ho?


Aadmi ny kaha : Agar is me ek cheez hoti

to aaj ham Mardon ki zindagi Jannat hoti.


Bivi ny poocha : Wo kiya jee?


Aadmi ny bari Hasrat se kaha :

"Expiry Date"...:-)



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