Tumhari Aakhri Wish?
Judge: Tumhari Aakhri Wish?
Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shadi,
Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka viza,
2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen or mujhe papa,
Aur men un sab ki shadi karwa dun.
Us k baad aap jo fesla do mjhe manzoor hoga.
Judge: Hahaha. Meri Koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo Kamine Nu.!
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