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Pathan in Fire Brigade



Pathan in Fire Brigade:

Lady: Mere ghar Mai Aag lag gai hai.

Pathan: Pani Daalo!

Lady: Dala, Aag nai Bujhi.

Pathan: Phir Hum Aa kar kya karenge, Hum Bhi to Pani Dalenge. :-)



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