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Chand Kitne Hotay Hain



Girlfriend: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?

Boyfriend: 2, Ek Tum Aur Ek Ooper.


After Marriage:

Wife: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?

Husband: Andhi Ho? Woh Ooper Kharbooza Nazar Aaraha Hai?



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