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Total SMS in English Funny SMS: 326
Total Members that contributed to English Funny SMS: 66
Total Comment posted in English Funny SMS: 86
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English Funny SMS was last updated on: 8/28/2010 1:14:49 PM
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Latest English Funny SMS:
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I Love To Whisper
I Love To Whisper In A Woman's Ear...
Not Because...
I Am ROMANTIC
But Because
I Don't Want Other People To Hear Me LYING. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Master Mind
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Generation's Messed Up
Little Red Riding Hood Didn't Listen To Her Mother...
Snow White Lived With Seven Men...
Pinocchio Was A Liar.
Robin Hood Was A Thief.
Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On...
These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With,
And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Ariese Ansari
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Fear of Long Words
Did You Know ???
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
Is Actually ...
The Fear of Long Words. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Funtoosh
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Black Belt In Karate
I Have A BLACK BELT In KARATE...
It Doesn't Mean...
I Am Good At It...
Just
I Never Wash It...
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Master Mind
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Old Days Were Very Good
GOOD OLD DAYS
When I Was A Child,
My Mom Would Send Me
Down To D Corner Store With A 10.Rs &
I'd Come Back With 5Kgs Of Potatoes,
2 Loaves Of Bread,
3 Packs Of Milk,
A Pack Of Cheese,
A Packet Of Tea,
& Half Dozen Eggs.
You Can't Do That Now.
Too Many Damn
SECURITY CAMERAS. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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I Agree You Are Fool
I am a Fool.
I am a Fool.
I am a Fool.
OK OK COOL.
I Agree You Are Fool
Control Yourself. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: musarat
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Stop Looking At Girls
After Engagement!
Girl:
Now Stop Looking At Girls, U R Committed Now!
Boy:
Oho What Do U Mean,
If I'm On Diet,
That Doesn't Mean That I Cant Look At MENU. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Try, & Never Surrender
Try, Try, Try, & Never Surrender,
After Every JUNE, There Is A NOVEMBER.
A Small Poem By BRITISH COUNCIL. :-P
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Getting Register Marriage
Hi, I'm Getting Register Marriage tomorrow.
Sorry 2 inform through sms. Because here lot of problems.
I'm inviting only a few friends.
So please come to Registrar office tomorrow-
At 11.30 am
Don't Bring any gift.
But, Just bring
One Beautiful
"GIRL". :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Difference b/w Engineer & Doctor
Difference b/w Engineer & Doctor
If Engineers Make A Mistake,
Its Seen By All The People For Many Centuries Like.
(Leaning Tower of Pisa).
&
If Doctors Do A Mistake
It Is Buried 6 ft Under The Ground. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: musarat
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Comments Posted in English Funny SMS at this Page:
hassan khan says:
( Tuesday, June 30, 2009 )
this is th funnest website that i have ever open for being happy.keep it continue
navdeep says:
( Thursday, April 16, 2009 )
very nice jokes
chaitrali says:
( Thursday, April 02, 2009 )
its really vryyyyyyyyyyy funnyyyyyy.....whoever has wrote this is really gr8!
rubal says:
( Thursday, March 19, 2009 )
Arz Kiya He,
In Kali_Kali Zulfo Se
Karti Ho Andhera
In Kali_Kali Zulfo Se
Karti Ho Andhera
Ho Jaavo TaKLi Or
Kardo Savera!:
KAZY says:
( Tuesday, February 10, 2009 )
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Fazal says:
( Wednesday, February 04, 2009 )
Too much funny jokes I saw a ever, I first time logged to this web, but enjoyed much to red such a worderful jokes.
Jamie says:
( Tuesday, January 20, 2009 )
hahahahaha those jokes are very funny!
Samuel okoye says:
( Sunday, December 14, 2008 )
This z great, itz ma first time of loging into dis website.i love d jokes.keep snding them.
rahul says:
( Friday, December 12, 2008 )
joks are woderfull.
speacily small sms this sms are in very simple languge and essy to aderstand.
Dalel says:
( Friday, December 05, 2008 )
thanx 4all ths jooks.. u mak us smilin n ths z enough.............
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