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  • End of Her Story
    Difference Among Girls Aged..
    8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 & 78

    8 - U take her to bed and tell her a story.

    18 - U tell her a story, take her to bed.

    28 - U don't hv to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    38 - She tells u a story, takes u to bed.

    48 - U tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

    58 - U stay in bed to avoid her story.

    68 - If u take her to bed, that will be a story

    78 - If u take her to bed, That's the end of her story..? ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Half-dead
    Husband went to abroad for 15 days.

    Wife: Darling its 15 days now.
    When will u come back,
    I am Half-dead.

    Husband: "Half-dead"!
    Ok then I will come after 15 days.. :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile

    One Twenty First Century Kid to Another:

    "I am never having Kids.
    I hear they take Nine Months to Download." ;-) :-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mental
    Laughing is the best then medicine.
    if you are laughing without a reason,
    you need medicine.

  By: Ammár_Chán   Send To Mobile
  • I Am Rich
    Boy: Hi
    Girl: What??

    Boy: How R U??
    Girl: Do I Know U??

    Boy: I Am Rich..

    Girl: Oh Hi, My Name Is Samantha But U Call Me "Sam".
    I'm 18 & I Stay At Victoria Street.
    I Love Short Dark Men, Specially Like U..
    I'm Glade To Meet U.
    So When We Are Going Out..??

    Boy: No, No, "Rich" Is My Name.

    Girl: Sorry I Don't Talk To Strangers.. ;-)


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Y Girls r Shorter Than Guys
    Do U Know
    Y Girls r Shorter
    Than Guys..??
    When They Hug Each Other
    The Boy Lets
    His Head Rest On Her
    Shoulder & He Can See
    The Another Girls
    Behind Her...
    The Girl Rests Her Head
    On His Heart & Feel
    Herself Secured By His
    Pocket Full Of Money
    And Completely
    Surrenders Her Life To
    Him ... :-D ;-)
    How Realistic.. :-)

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Lady On Phone
    Lady On Phone..
    Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To U.
    U Are
    The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
    Man Stunnd: Omg!
    R U Riya..?
    Lady in Confusion:
    No Sir..
    I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • After A Terrible Fight
    After A Terrible Fight..
    Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth
    and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house..
    Husband: "TAXI"... ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Surprised
    Husband To Wife:
    "Wow Darling..,
    The House is So clean..!!!
    Was the WhatsApp Server down

    Wife: No..
    Husband: (Surprised)

    Wife: I Lost my Phone Charger,
    had to put things in place
    to look for it... :-)

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Engagement & Marriage
    When There Is a Long Gap Between
    Engagement & Marriage,,
    Who Is Most Benefited ?
    It's The
    Mobile Company.. :-)

  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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