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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Changed My Mind
    Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..
    Husband: Thank God !
    Does The New One Work Now??.. ;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Best Time to
    When everyone has left you
    & No one is around you
    & You are Standing alone
    in some corner of this world...
    Always Remember 1 Thing...
    It's the Best Time to...
    Adjust Your UNDERWEAR.. ;-p ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dad How Was I Born
    Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born?
    Dad: Well, Son
    Ur Mom & I Got Together at"Yahoo".
    We Set up A Date Via E-Mail
    & Met In Cyber Cafe.
    Ur Mom Agreed To "Download Data"
    From My "Pen Drive".
    Just When I Was About to "Transfer",
    We Realized That Non Of Us Had
    "Installed" A "Firewall".
    It Was Too Late To Hit "Delete.."
    Nine Months Later
    A "Pop-up Window" Appeared
    Saying "You Have Got A Male".. ;-p ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Exams are Here
    Exams are Here,
    At the paper we Stare the Answer are no where,
    Which Makes us Pull our hair..
    The Teachrs Glare, And Grades are Below fair,
    But just like the Past 16 Years,
    WE DON'T CARE ;-p

  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Funny Kids Video Kids at Zoo Compilation
    Teacher says to Student:
    In Algebra A=B & B=C.
    It means A=C...
    Now give relevant example...
    Sir, I love you & You love your Daughter,
    It means that I love your daughter.. ;-)

  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Best Line By A Cockroach
    Best Line By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
    "I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
    More Louder Than You Can".. ;-p ;-)

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • If we get married
    Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking.
    Boy: Ok.

    Girl: Drinking too.
    Boy: Ok.

    Girl: Going to night clubs too.
    Boy: Ok.

    Girl: and watching Cricket with your friends too.
    Boy: Ok. !!

    Girl: What else can you leave?
    Boy: The idea of marrying you. ;-p

  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • A Man's Feelings
    A Man's Feelings..
    I feel like a "Mini Heart Attack"
    when I don't find My Mobile in My Pocket..
    I almost Feel like "Heart Fail"
    when I See it In My Girlfriend's Hand..:-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Baby Are You Jealous
    Boy Friend Asked Her Girl Friend.

    Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous?”

    Girl Friend: “No”

    Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous?”

    Girl Friend: “I Say No”

    Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous?”

    Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”

    Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss?”

    Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl
    That Liked Your Status On Facebook".. ;-p

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Marketing lessons
    Marketing lessons..:

    You Propose a Girl:
    "Directing Marketing.."

    You Propose on Phone:
    "Tele Marketing.."

    Girl Slaps you after Proposal:
    "Customer Feedback".. ;-)

  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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