SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New English Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Little red riding hood
    Little red riding hood didn't listen to her mother.
    .
    Jasmine ws in a live in relationship wid Alladin.
    .
    Snow White alone lived wid seven men.
    Pinnochio was a liar.
    Robin Hood ws a thief.
    .
    Tarzan walked without clothes on.
    .
    A stranger kissed sleeping beauty n she married him.
    .
    Cindrella lied, sneaking out at night to attend a party.
    .
    These are the stories our parents
    raised us wid n den they complain
    our generation is spoiled.. ;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Cows have Bells
    Why do Cows have Bells Hung on their Neck..
    .
    .
    .
    Bcoz There HORNS don't Work.. ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • A Scooty Girl overtook
    A Scooty Girl overtook A Biker Boy..

    Boy shouted: Hey, Buffalo...

    Girl replied (looking behind):
    "You Buffalo, Donkey, Monkey,
    Doggy.."

    Suddenly she got Accident,
    bcz she crashed wid Buffalo..

    Ufff,,,
    Girls can Never Understand
    the feeling of Boys,,,
    Their Attitude is their Biggest Enemy.. ;-)


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Changed My Mind
    Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..
    .
    .
    Husband: Thank God !
    Does The New One Work Now??.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Best Time to
    When everyone has left you
    & No one is around you
    & You are Standing alone
    in some corner of this world...
    ,
    Always Remember 1 Thing...
    It's the Best Time to...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Adjust Your UNDERWEAR.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dad How Was I Born
    Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born?
    .
    Dad: Well, Son
    Ur Mom & I Got Together at"Yahoo".
    We Set up A Date Via E-Mail
    & Met In Cyber Cafe.
    Ur Mom Agreed To "Download Data"
    From My "Pen Drive".
    Just When I Was About to "Transfer",
    We Realized That Non Of Us Had
    "Installed" A "Firewall".
    It Was Too Late To Hit "Delete.."
    Nine Months Later
    A "Pop-up Window" Appeared
    Saying "You Have Got A Male".. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Exams are Here
    Exams are Here,
    At the paper we Stare the Answer are no where,
    Which Makes us Pull our hair..
    The Teachrs Glare, And Grades are Below fair,
    But just like the Past 16 Years,
    .
    WE DON'T CARE ;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Funny Kids Video Kids at Zoo Compilation
    Teacher says to Student:
    In Algebra A=B & B=C.
    It means A=C...
    Now give relevant example...
    .
    .
    .
    Student:
    Sir, I love you & You love your Daughter,
    It means that I love your daughter.. ;-)



  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Best Line By A Cockroach
    Best Line By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
    .
    "I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
    More Louder Than You Can".. ;-p ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • If we get married
    Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking.
    Boy: Ok.

    Girl: Drinking too.
    Boy: Ok.

    Girl: Going to night clubs too.
    Boy: Ok.

    Girl: and watching Cricket with your friends too.
    Boy: Ok. !!

    Girl: What else can you leave?
    Boy: The idea of marrying you. ;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
English Funny SMS By Page: << 123456 7891011 >>

Submit Your Comments: