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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

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Total SMS in English Funny SMS: 301
Total Members that contributed to English Funny SMS: 63
Total Comment posted in English Funny SMS: 85
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English Funny SMS was last updated on: 7/24/2010 1:09:20 PM

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July
24
2010
  • Four Wheels and Flies
    What has Four Wheels and Flies?

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    A Garbage Truck. :-)


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    English Funny SMS

    By: Irfan | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
24
2010
  • Best Prank Call Ever
    The Best Prank Call Ever:

    "Hello KFC?"
    - " Yes, How can I Help You Sir?"

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    "I Want MCDONALD'S Number!" :-)


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    English Funny SMS

    By: Rehan | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
23
2010
  • Arguing with Your Boss
    Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
    With a Donkey in the Mud.
    After some Time
    You Will Realize that
    You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it!


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    English Funny SMS

    By: AsiM | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
23
2010
  • Extraordinary Future Planing
    Extraordinary FUTURE PLANNING

    Once an old-man was waiting 4 a train
    Sitting at a bench.
    A young boy came to him & asked the time.
    0ldman refused to tell the time.
    Boy insisted again and again
    But the oldman denied again & again.
    Boy asked the reason?
    Oldman said:
    If i tell you the time,
    Then u will ask about me my name job etc
    Then
    I will ask about u both of us will be frank.
    By chance u may get a seat with me.
    Then u may get down at my station.
    My daughter will come to receive me.
    She will meet u, She is beautiful
    U may fall in love with her she too
    Then
    She may insist me to marry u
    &
    I am sorry
    I don't want.


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    English Funny SMS

    By: SAYYAM | SMS Length: 4 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
18
2010
  • Revised Edition Dictionary
    Revised Edition Of D Dictionary:

    TC Bye= Shut Up N Gt Lost

    Ahan= M So Not Interested

    Hmm= Y R U Teling Me Dis

    Lol= I Have Absolutely Nothing Else To Say. :-)


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    English Funny SMS

    By: AsiM | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
18
2010
  • Cat Read Every Morning
    Q. Wat Does a Cat Read Every Morning?




    A. Mews Paper.


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    English Funny SMS

    By: tejas delouri | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
15
2010
  • Toughest Time of My Life
    I had the Toughest Time of My Life.

    First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis.
    Just as I was recovering from these,
    I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.

    Then they gave me hypodermics.

    Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.
    These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis.

    I completely lost my memory for a while.
    I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.
    I don't know how I pulled through it.
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    It was the toughest spelling test I ever saw!


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    By: Ariese Ansari | SMS Length: 4 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
15
2010
  • Kick to Open the Gate
    A Mother looks Dirty Finger Prints on a
    Newly White Painted main gate and becomes very Angry
    And call upon her child:

    Mother: Bob! Are these your dirty finger Prints over Main Gate?

    Bob (says innocently): No Mom I always Kick to Open the Gate.


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    English Funny SMS

    By: Master Mind | SMS Length: 2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
15
2010
  • A Woman in Diet Club
    A Woman in our Diet Club was lamenting that she had gained weight.

    She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.
    The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half,
    Until finally she cut a thin slice for herself.

    One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone.
    The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.

    Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out.

    She smiled. "He never Found out. I made another Cake and Ate Half!"


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    By: Sumbul | SMS Length: 4 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
July
14
2010
  • Can I Go To The Bathroom
    Innocent Reply:

    Kid: Teacher Can I Go To The Bathroom?

    Teacher: (Correcting Him) "May" I Go To The Bathroom ?

    Kid: Miss But I Asked 1st..!


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    By: AsiM | SMS Length: 1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
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Members Contributed to Funny SMS in English Funny SMS category:


Dapper (28)
AsiM (28)
wahabi (24)
Jasper (15)
Fuzail (15)
SAYYAM (12)
Irfan (11)
Taha (9)
Wahaj (8)
Water (7)
Nawaz (7)
Lupoka (6)
Rehan (6)
faisal (6)

Comments Posted in English Funny SMS at this Page:


badmashh says:
( Sunday, May 23, 2010 )

two words joke.......
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pathan intelligent

badmashh says:
( Sunday, May 23, 2010 )

pathan intelligent
MICHALE says:
( Wednesday, April 07, 2010 )

WOW.................. ILIKE IT!!!
COULD YOU SEND ME RECENT FUNNY SMS MESSAGES TO MY MAIL ADRESS

Wasiq Ansari says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )

Roye Woh Jo Munkir Hain Shahdat-e-Hussain K,

Hum Zinda-o-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Kartay.

Allama Iqbal

nadeem says:
( Monday, August 31, 2009 )

hey friends how r you .if anyone wants sms friendship either he or she they r welcome.

my mobile no is
0331-8123545

Khurram says:
( Tuesday, August 25, 2009 )

Come on facebook.com and add me mkidres@yahoo.com
anam says:
( Monday, July 27, 2009 )

relly all smssss r so shweeeeeeeeeettttttttt n mind blowinggggggg.i reallly love allllthezeeeeeeeeee.....all guyz b happpyyyy always
Muahmmad Ramzan Sarwar says:
( Wednesday, July 08, 2009 )

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Manjula says:
( Saturday, June 20, 2009 )

Like some fun...
cuteladyki says:
( Saturday, May 02, 2009 )

aiiiiiii.....girls nd boys......if u wanna b ma frn juz add ma on friendster o facebook......
id=pat_anicool@yahoo.in....tq
these sms really make me cool nd reales 4rom tention......

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