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Total SMS in English Funny SMS: 233
Total Members that contributed to English Funny SMS: 58
Total Comment posted in English Funny SMS: 82
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Pakistanis R Easy to Identify
Why Pakistanis are Easy to Identify?
1. Everything Cooked in Garlic & Onion
2. Re-use of gift papers.
3. Always arrive at-least 1 hour late to a party
4. Children have names rhyming
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody's house
6. Keep leftover Food in Fridge
7. You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old
8. Don't use measure cups when Cooking
9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty
10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Ariese Ansari
| SMS Length:3 Message(s)
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End of The World in 2012
End of The World in 2012 Means:
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I Have Wasted My Whole Life In School. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Rehan
| SMS Length:1 Message(s)
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Height of Patriotism
Height of Patriotism:
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You Sitting on an English Toilet In Pakistani Style. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Taha
| SMS Length:1 Message(s)
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A Very Scary Story
IT'S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF YOU ARE DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying. He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON'T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiosity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
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MRSP Rs.3O/=
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Fuzail
| SMS Length:3 Message(s)
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Happy Foggy Winters
I Love Walking In FOG,
Because No One Can Detect
I'M SMOKING.
HAPPY FOGGY WINTERS. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Humbugg TheGreat
| SMS Length:1 Message(s)
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Characterless Girl
A Girl Fell Down from 20th Floor.
A man Caught her on 15th floor and asked, Will you Hug me?
Of course not she replied.
The man Dropped her, She was caught on 10th floor by Another man, He asked, Kiss Me?
No not at all she Replied. He dropped her too.
She prayed for a last chance when a man caught her on 5th floor, She Immediately Spoke:
Ok I will hug and Kiss you.
The man Dropped her saying...
Characterless Girl. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Taha
| SMS Length:3 Message(s)
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Ugliest Baby I've Ever Seen
A Woman Gets on a Bus With her Baby:
The bus Driver says: That's the Ugliest Baby that I've Ever Seen. Ugh!
The Woman goes to the rear of the Bus and Sits down, Fuming.
She says to a man next to her: The Driver just Insulted Me!
The Man says: You go Right Up There and Tell Him Off Go Ahead,
I'll hold your Monkey for You. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Wajahat Karim
| SMS Length:2 Message(s)
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Worse Than Losing Girlfriend
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Wahaj
| SMS Length:1 Message(s)
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Prevent Noise Pollution
How Can We Prevent Noise Pollution?
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Keep Vehicle Horn in Silent Mode! :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Funtoosh
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Find Avogadro's Number
How do You Find Avogadro's Number?
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Menu > Contacts > Avogadro. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Master Mind
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Wasiq Ansari says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )
Roye Woh Jo Munkir Hain Shahdat-e-Hussain K,
Hum Zinda-o-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Kartay.
Allama Iqbal
nadeem says:
( Monday, August 31, 2009 )
hey friends how r you .if anyone wants sms friendship either he or she they r welcome.
my mobile no is
0331-8123545
Khurram says:
( Tuesday, August 25, 2009 )
Come on facebook.com and add me mkidres@yahoo.com
anam says:
( Monday, July 27, 2009 )
relly all smssss r so shweeeeeeeeeettttttttt n mind blowinggggggg.i reallly love allllthezeeeeeeeeee.....all guyz b happpyyyy always
Muahmmad Ramzan Sarwar says:
( Wednesday, July 08, 2009 )
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
Manjula says:
( Saturday, June 20, 2009 )
Like some fun...
cuteladyki says:
( Saturday, May 02, 2009 )
aiiiiiii.....girls nd boys......if u wanna b ma frn juz add ma on friendster o facebook......
id=pat_anicool@yahoo.in....tq
these sms really make me cool nd reales 4rom tention......
Syed EbraizAli Chishti says:
( Saturday, May 02, 2009 )
It is nice and intresting sms i like it.
Shoaib Ahmed Siddiqui says:
( Monday, April 27, 2009 )
Guyzz U all r perfect.YOu all Did a Great job.send me some more sms in my cell fone + make a new frend... My cell No. izz 03132191972. .I hope I Will find a gud frend...
umair says:
( Sunday, April 26, 2009 )
salam to every citizan of pakistan
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