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Total SMS in English Funny SMS: 301
Total Members that contributed to English Funny SMS: 63
Total Comment posted in English Funny SMS: 85
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English Funny SMS was last updated on: 7/24/2010 1:09:20 PM
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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Four Wheels and Flies
What has Four Wheels and Flies?
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A Garbage Truck. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Irfan
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Best Prank Call Ever
The Best Prank Call Ever:
"Hello KFC?"
- " Yes, How can I Help You Sir?"
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"I Want MCDONALD'S Number!" :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Rehan
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Arguing with Your Boss
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it!
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Extraordinary Future Planing
Extraordinary FUTURE PLANNING
Once an old-man was waiting 4 a train
Sitting at a bench.
A young boy came to him & asked the time.
0ldman refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again and again
But the oldman denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Oldman said:
If i tell you the time,
Then u will ask about me my name job etc
Then
I will ask about u both of us will be frank.
By chance u may get a seat with me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet u, She is beautiful
U may fall in love with her she too
Then
She may insist me to marry u
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I am sorry
I don't want.
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
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Revised Edition Dictionary
Revised Edition Of D Dictionary:
TC Bye= Shut Up N Gt Lost
Ahan= M So Not Interested
Hmm= Y R U Teling Me Dis
Lol= I Have Absolutely Nothing Else To Say. :-)
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Cat Read Every Morning
Q. Wat Does a Cat Read Every Morning?
A. Mews Paper.
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: tejas delouri
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Toughest Time of My Life
I had the Toughest Time of My Life.
First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis.
Just as I was recovering from these,
I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.
Then they gave me hypodermics.
Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.
These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis.
I completely lost my memory for a while.
I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.
I don't know how I pulled through it.
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It was the toughest spelling test I ever saw!
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Ariese Ansari
| SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
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Kick to Open the Gate
A Mother looks Dirty Finger Prints on a
Newly White Painted main gate and becomes very Angry
And call upon her child:
Mother: Bob! Are these your dirty finger Prints over Main Gate?
Bob (says innocently): No Mom I always Kick to Open the Gate.
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Master Mind
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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A Woman in Diet Club
A Woman in our Diet Club was lamenting that she had gained weight.
She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.
The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half,
Until finally she cut a thin slice for herself.
One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone.
The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.
Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out.
She smiled. "He never Found out. I made another Cake and Ate Half!"
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: Sumbul
| SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
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Can I Go To The Bathroom
Innocent Reply:
Kid: Teacher Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: (Correcting Him) "May" I Go To The Bathroom ?
Kid: Miss But I Asked 1st..!
Posted in: English Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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badmashh says:
( Sunday, May 23, 2010 )
two words joke.......
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pathan intelligent
badmashh says:
( Sunday, May 23, 2010 )
pathan intelligent
MICHALE says:
( Wednesday, April 07, 2010 )
WOW.................. ILIKE IT!!!
COULD YOU SEND ME RECENT FUNNY SMS MESSAGES TO MY MAIL ADRESS
Wasiq Ansari says:
( Friday, December 25, 2009 )
Roye Woh Jo Munkir Hain Shahdat-e-Hussain K,
Hum Zinda-o-Javaid Ka Matam Nahi Kartay.
Allama Iqbal
nadeem says:
( Monday, August 31, 2009 )
hey friends how r you .if anyone wants sms friendship either he or she they r welcome.
my mobile no is
0331-8123545
Khurram says:
( Tuesday, August 25, 2009 )
Come on facebook.com and add me mkidres@yahoo.com
anam says:
( Monday, July 27, 2009 )
relly all smssss r so shweeeeeeeeeettttttttt n mind blowinggggggg.i reallly love allllthezeeeeeeeeee.....all guyz b happpyyyy always
Muahmmad Ramzan Sarwar says:
( Wednesday, July 08, 2009 )
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
Manjula says:
( Saturday, June 20, 2009 )
Like some fun...
cuteladyki says:
( Saturday, May 02, 2009 )
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