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Latest Urdu Text Insults:

  • Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho
    Q Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho

    Hr Naye Din Hmara Dil Dukhate Ho

    Ye Bat Sunkar Hmari Rooh Tak Kanp Gai

    K Tum Bartan Dhone Wale Soap Se Nahaty ho...


  By: Speedo   Send To Mobile
  • Chorana chor do
    Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chhor Do

    Chupky Chupky Yon Nazr Milana Chhor Do

    Kisi Din Bohat Pachtao Gy Tum

    ye masjidon sey jotey chorana chor do.


  By: Speedo   Send To Mobile
  • Phir zindagi bhar khoon peetay hein saalay..
    What is the difference between Blood and Friendz?

    Blood enterz the heart and flows out.

    But

    Friendz enter your heart and stay forever!


    *

    Phir zindagi bhar khoon peetay hein saalay..


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Abu se pooch ker bataon ga.
    Ufone ke aik laakh minutes jeetne ke liye aap se pehle Sawal.

    Question: Kya aap Bewaqoof hein?

    A) Haan.

    B) Bilkul.

    C) Zahir hai.

    D) Abu se pooch ker bataon ga.


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Modern,
    Modern,
    Obedient,
    Neat,
    Kind,
    Excellent,
    Young,


    Hey! Thats me...

    Pareshan mat ho, is mein tumhara naam bhi hai..

    Read the first letter of every word....


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Pagal kehe
    Koe
    Apko Pagal
    Kahe
    Tou!

    Dukhi mt hona

    Afsos mt krna

    Rona b nhe

    Darna b nhe

    Himmat se khare ho kr
    Puchna..!

    Oye! Tujhe kese pata chala???


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Aankhon me
    Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...

    .

    .

    .


    .

    Hum..

    Lahol Wala..

    Parh lete hain..

    Tabiyat Sambhal Jati hay...


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
  • Andhe k haath me Torch
    Andhe k haath me Torch…
    Behray k haath mein Radio..
    Gungay k haat mein Mic…
    OR………. Aaap k haath mein Mobile

    Kia Zamaaana aagaya hay..


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Meri raah mein itne wattay kiu hein,
    Meri raah mein itne wattay kiu hein,

    Angoor jo chakta hoon woh khattay kiu hein,

    Zindagi isi soch mein guzar gayi Faraz

    Mere saare dost ullu ke pathay kiu hein...


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Most imp similarity...
    Q:
    AP mey aur Pepsi main kya similarity hai?



    Ans:
    Both R
    Cool,
    Sweet,
    Sub pasand karte hain
    aur
    Most imp similarity...

    Dimaag wali jaga 'DHAKKAN' hai.!
    :-D


  By: Danish   Send To Mobile
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