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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Naha Liya Kero
    Pappu Apny Kaaly Dost Se: Yaar Kabhi To Naha Liya Kero.

    Dost: Yaar Nahany Ka Kiya Faida Jab
    Kisi Ko Yaqeen Hi Nahi Aata.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Se Panga Not Changa
    Bivi: Office Se Wapsi Per Sabzi Lete Ana. Aur Hina Salam Keh Rahi Hai.

    Shoer: Kon Hina..???

    Bivi: Koi Nahi Bas Confirm Kerna Tha K Tum Ny Msg Parha Ya Nahi.

    Shoher: Wohi To Me Soch Raha Tha K Hina To Mere Sath Hai Phir Tum Kis Hina Ki Baat Ker Rahi Ho..

    Bivi: Kon Hina.? Tum Kahan Ho??

    Shoher: Bazar Me Hun....

    Bivi: Tum Wahin Ruko Me Abhi Aa K Batati Hun..

    10 Minutes K Baad Bivi: Tum Kahan Ho? Me Bazar Me Hun..

    Shoher: Me Office Me Hi Hun, Ab Aa Gai Ho To Sabzi Leti Jana.. :-D

    Waddi Aai Mujhy Bewakooof Banany Wali.. :-)

    Hhahahha

    Husband Se Panga Not Changa..


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Perfume
    Bachpan Me Suna Tha K

    Perfume Lagany Se Chudailen Aashiq Ho Jati Hen,

    Qasam Se Na Jany Kitni Bottles Khatam Ker Di,

    Magar Majal Hai Jo

    Kisi Bhi Chudail Ka Dil Aya Ho.. :-( :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Ki Dua
    Me Ny Tooty Huwe Taary Ko Dekh Ker

    Jese Hi Apni Shadi Ki Dua Mangi,,

    ,

    ,

    Tara Wapas Ja Ker Jud Gaya.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Single Pan Ki Inteha
    Single Pan Ki Inteha Dekhiye Saheb..!

    Ek SIM Se Msg Kerta Hun,
    "Kesi Ho Jaan?"

    Dusri Se Khud Ko Reply De Raha Hota Hun,
    "Me Theek Aap Sunao.." :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Smartness
    Kuch Log Itny Patly Hoty Hen K

    Machhar Bhi Ek Baar Kaan Me Puchta Hai K

    "Bhai Khoon Le Ker Jaun Ya De Ker.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Nazar
    Shadi Me Larka
    2 Plate Malai Boti,
    3 Plate Chicken Tikka Boti,
    1 Plate Biryani,
    2 Plate Lab-e-Sheerin,
    2 Plate Gajar Ka Halwa,
    Aur 2 Cup Coffee
    Thoosne K Baad Ghar Aakar Bola:
    "Mummy, Pait Me Dard Ho Raha Hai"

    Mammy: Lagta Hai K Nazar Lag Gai Mere Bachy Ko.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Girls Marriage Preparation
    Shadi Se 3 Din Pehly Larki Se Uski Saheli Ne Pucha:
    Shadi Ki Saari Tayyari Ker Li Hai Naa?

    Larki: Haan Dono Sim Naale Me Phenk Diya Hai,
    Mobile Phone Ko Format Ker Diya Hai,
    Laptop Me Private Folder Delete Ker Diya Hai,
    Facebook, WhatsApp Bhi Deactivate Ker Diye Hen,
    Bas Ab Tu Apna Munh Band Rakhiyo.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Chewing Gum
    Chewing Gum Chabaty Waqt

    Meda(Stomach) Ye Zarur Sochta Hoga K

    Aakhir Ye Banda Itni Dair Se

    Kha Kiya Raha Hai Jo

    Neechy Hi Nahi Aa Raha.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Chaai Lovers
    Lahori Boy: Aap Chaai Peeny K Liye Kis Had Tak Ja Sakty Ho.??

    Karachi Boy: Yaar, Ek Baar To Me Larki Dekhny Tak Chala Gaya Tha.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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