Nazar
Shadi Me Larka
2 Plate Malai Boti,
3 Plate Chicken Tikka Boti,
1 Plate Biryani,
2 Plate Lab-e-Sheerin,
2 Plate Gajar Ka Halwa,
Aur 2 Cup Coffee
Thoosne K Baad Ghar Aakar Bola:
"Mummy, Pait Me Dard Ho Raha Hai"
Mammy: Lagta Hai K Nazar Lag Gai Mere Bachy Ko.. :-D
Hhahaha
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