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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aurat
    Aurat K Nazdeek Duniya Ki Sab Se

    Hygienic Cheez Us Ka Dupatta Hota Hai

    Jis Se Wo Dhuli Hui Plate Ko Bhi

    Ek Dafa Saaf Ker Leti Hai..

    Aur Chamchay Ko To Apny Angoothay Se Hi Paak Ker Leti Hai..

    Asal Me Safai Ka Rujhaan

    Allah Paak Ny Aurat Ki "Mitti" Me Goondh Rakha Hai.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Funny Tips
    Funny Tips..

    * Dost Hamesha Badsoorat Banaen,
    Ta K Selfi Lety Waqt Aap Hi Piyary Lagen..

    * Chahy Jitny Marzi DAM Bana Lo
    Magar Wo Teesri Class Wala Kawwa Piyasa Hi Rahy Ga..

    * Jab Kisi Se Mohabbat Hony Lagy To Sadqa Diya Karen,
    Mohabbat Hogi To Mil Jayegi, Bala Hogi To Tall Jayegi..

    * Mard Ko Mohabbat Us Aurat Se Hoti Hai Jo Uski Baat Puri Tawajja Se Sunti Hai,
    Aur Shadi Us Aurat Se Ho Jati Hai Jo Uski Ek Nahi Sunti..

    * Agar "Heer Ranjha" Aaj Kal K Daur Me Hoty To,
    Ranjhy Ny "Easy Load" K Chakron Me Hi Kangal Ho Jana Tha..

    * Nasihat Kisy Karen Sahib,
    Yahan To Her Shakhs Kehta Hai "Mennu Pata Hai"..

    * Ek Sawal Ka Jawab Chahiye,
    Agar Nikah K Liye Gawah Na Mily To
    Kiya Watan Ki Mitti Gawah Ho Sakti Hai..?

    :-D :-) Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pure Maal
    Aaj K Zamane Me Sirf WAPDA Hi Ek Aisa Idara Hai,

    Jo Customer Ko Pure Maal Bech Raha Hai..

    Agar Aapko Yaqeen Nahi To

    Hath Laga Ker Dekh Len..

    Purity Ka Ehsas Aap Ko Foran Ho Jayega.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kashmiri Pulaao
    Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen??

    Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bewakoof
    Boy: Kal 125 Logon Ko Bewakoof Banaya.

    Dost: Wo Kese..??

    Boy: Niche Dekho..

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    Bas, Aise Hi.. :-D
    HaHaHa...
    Ab 126 HOGAYE...:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mid Day Meal
    Jitni Tezi Se Aaj Kal

    Shampoo Aur Lotions Me

    Shehad, Badam, Vitamin Aur

    Minerals Shamil Ho Rahy Hen,

    Dar Hai Kisi Din Doctors Usay

    Mid Day Meal K Menu Me Shamil Na Ker Den.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Charas Pi K Aaya
    Pappu Charas Pi K Aaya..
    Dad Se Bachne K Liye Bari Si Book Leker Parhne Laga..

    Dad: Charas Pi K Aaya Hai.?

    Pappu: Nahi To.

    Dad: Kamine, Phir Suitcase Khol K Kya Bak-Bak Ker Raha Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Chashme K Sath
    Doctor: Aapka Weight Kitna Hai.?

    Patient: Chashme K Sath 75Kgs.

    Doctor: Aur Bina Chashme K.?

    Patient: Bina Chashme K To Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu To Shopkeeper
    Pappu To Shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.

    Shopkeeper: A4?

    Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
    Dimagh Ka Dahi Q Ker Raha Hai.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Begam Shakespeare
    "Apni Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Lamba Ker Deta Hai.."
    (Shakespeare)
    ...
    "Aur Apni Wife Ki Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Kam Ker Deta Hai.."
    (Begam Shakespeare) :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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