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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Define
    Teacher: Define "Energy"?
    .
    Student: Sir Pura Nahi Thora Sa Pata Hai.
    .
    Teacher: Jitna Pata Hai Batao?
    .
    .
    .
    Student: "And This Is Called Energy." :-D

    Hahaha.......


  By: Khalil-Ur-Rehman   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Make A Sentence
    Urdu Teacher: Beta Word "Kabutar" Ka Sentense Banao?
    .
    Student: "Sham Ko Pee Hui Daru Kab'utar Jati Hai Pata Hi Nahi Chalta.." :-)
    .
    Hahaha....


  By: Khalil-Ur-Rehman   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • CHEMISTRY PAPER
    " On My Fore~head I Feel Vapours
    Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper.

    I Spent The Whole Year In Sleeping,
    Now I Have Started Weeping.

    Alkane, Alkene, Alkyne,
    Oh My God! I Am Dying,

    Benzene Is Dancing In My Eyes,
    And I Can't Stop My Cries.

    I Tried To Sleep And Relax,
    But Sodium Is On Dreaming Track.

    I Am Reaching The Chemistry World,
    With Horrible Fear I Am Curled.

    Phenol And Alcohol Caught Me,
    No Place To Escape I See.

    I Woke Up With A Great Shriek,
    My Tension Is On The Peak.

    On My Forehead I Feel Vapours,
    Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper."


  By: Khalil-Ur-Rehman   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Exam Rowdy Rathore
    " Jo Me Padhta Hun Wo Me Likhta Hun,"

    Aur

    " Jo Me Ni Padhta
    Wo 'Definetly' Likhta Hun"

    Hahaha...


  By: Khalil-Ur-Rehman   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Wild Animal
    Teacher: How Can You Convert A University Student To A Wild Animal.?

    Pappu: Drop A Glass Of Water On His Assignment
    Few Minutes Before Submission.. :-D

    Hhahaaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Most Outstanding Organ
    Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ..
    It Works For 24hrs 365 Days From BIRTH..

    But,
    It Stops Only 2 Times..

    1- When We Enter The
    EXAMINATION HALL And
    2- When We
    GETTING MARRIAGE.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • A Student Msg Service
    If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
    .
    .
    Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
    From: A Student Msg Service.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Exams Se Pehly
    Exams Se Pehly:

    Yeh Ho Gaya..
    Yeh Bhi Hogaya..
    Aray Wah Ye Bhi Hogaya..

    After Exam:
    .
    .
    Yeh Kiya Ho Gaya.? :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Exams Ko Yaad Na Krna
    Guzray Huwe Exams Ko Yaad Na Krna,

    Answerr Sheet Me Jo Likha Hai Uski Feryad Na Krna,

    Jo Hona Hai Wo To Hoga,,

    Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Berbad Na Krna. :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Define Word etc
    Teacher: Define Word "etc"

    Pappu: It Means,
    E=End of
    T=Thinking
    C=Capacity.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
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