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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

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  • Electrons Were Having Party
    All The Electrons Were Having Party.

    Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.

    A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.

    Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"

    Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Examination Is A Garden
    Examination Is A Garden,

    Success Is A Flower..

    God Bless Your Power To Pluck This Flower..

    Good Luck Dear..


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • 2 Tukray
    Ek Bachy Ny Apny Hips Kabhi Nahi Dekhy Thy..

    Ek Roz Us Ki Teacher Ny Us K Hips Per Zor Se Thappar Mara..
    Bacha Ghar Gaya Aur Pent Utar Ker
    Sheeshay Me Apny Hips Dekhy To Roty Huwe Bola:
    Kamini Ny Hips K 2 Tukray Ker Diye.. :-D
    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • A Boy Was Teaching Math
    A Boy Was Teaching Math To A Girl..
    Boy Kissed Girl, Again Kissed Her And Said:
    This Is Called "Addition"..

    Girl Kissed Boy And Said:
    This Is Called "Subtraction"..

    Both Of Them Kissed Each Other And Said:
    This Is Called "Multiplication"..

    Suddenly Girl's Father Came,
    He Beaten Boy And Thrown Him Out Of Home And Said:
    This Is Called
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    "Division".. :-D
    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • BEST ADVICES
    (BEST ADVICES)..

    1- Never Love A Girl/Boy..

    2- Never Lie To Parents..

    3- Never Be Rude To Anyone..

    4- Always Say Sorry To Enemies..

    5- Always Guide A Friend..

    6- Never Bunk College/School..

    7- Never Roam Till Mid Night..

    8- Always Study Well..

    9- Die Immediately If You
    Follow The Above Eight Advices.. :-D
    Hahhahaaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • How Sad
    80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On

    The Lectures You Missed

    And..

    The Books You Did't Read.. :-(

    How Sad.. :-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Loose Motion
    4 Guys In Examination Hall..

    1 From HARVARD University.
    2 From TEXAS Uni..
    3 From OXFORD Uni..
    And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni..

    Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?"

    OXFORD Guy Answered: Light.
    HARVARD Answered: Thought.
    TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye.
    But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion.
    Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And
    Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light,
    ,
    It Was Over.. :-D

    Hahhahaa


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Mera Khuwab
    Oxford University K 3 Student Bethy Baaten Ker Rahy Thy..

    1st: Yaar Mera Dil Kerta Hai K Me Parh Likh Ker Ek Bara Business Man Banu.

    2nd: Yaar Mera Dil Kerta Hai K Me
    Social Worker Ban K Logon Ki Bhalai K Kaam Kerun..

    3rd: Yaar Mera Dil Kerta Hai K
    Uni Me Hungama Ho Aur 8,10 Din Ki Hartaal Ho Jaye
    Phir Her Paper Me 8,8 Din Ka Gape Ho..

    Ye Sun Ker Dono Doston Ny Usy Zor Ka Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
    "Saaly Parhta Oxford Uni Me Hai Aur
    Khuwab KARACHI UNI K Dekhta Hai.." :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Syllabus Of 2018
    Syllabus Of 1998..
    A For APPLE..
    B For BALL..
    C For CAT..
    D For DOG..
    .
    .
    Syllabus Of 2018..
    A For AATA..
    B For BIJLI..
    C For CHEENI..
    & D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Meaning Of 143
    What Is The Meaning Of 143 ??

    Do U Want To Know What It Means.?

    Press Down..
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    It Means;
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    "ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE."
    Now Tomorrow I will Teach U 144.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Student SMS Jokes  Send To Mobile
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