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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Pappu & Teacher
    Teacher:-
    As A Result Of Global Warming,
    Hamari Agli Nasal Tiger Nahi Dekh Sakay Gee,
    .
    Pappu:-
    To Hum Kya Karein,
    Hum B To Dinosaur Ni Dekh Sakay,
    Hum Nay Kuch Kaha Kya. :-P
    .
    > HahahahaHA <
    .


  By: Hina Maryam   Send To Mobile
  • Tashreeh
    Teacher:
    Is Shair Ki Tashreeh Kero..

    "Tum Badlo To Majburiyan Hen Bohat..

    Hum Badlen To Bewafai Ka Ilzaam.."

    Pappu:
    Is Shair Me Shayar Kehta Hai..

    Hamara Kutta "Kutta"

    Tumhara Kutta "Tomy"? :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Micro Soft Excel
    Teacher:
    What Is Meant By Micro Soft Excel.??

    Student:
    That Is A Product Of
    Surf Excel Which Clean The Computer.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Rawdy Rathore Exam
    Rawdy Rathore Exam..

    "Jo Me Parhta Hun,
    Wo Me Likhta Hun,,

    Aur

    Jo Me Nahi Parhta,,
    Wo Me Definitely Likhta Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Student Ek Larki Ko
    Kiya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai..

    Student Ek Larki Ko Zabardasti
    Ghaseet Ker School Le Ja Rahy Thy..

    Ek Buzurg Ny Dekha To Boly:
    Beta Tum Q Zabardasti Ker Rahy Ho.
    Wo Khud Chali Jaye Gi..

    Larky Boly:
    Baba Ji, Ye Hamari Teacher Hai
    Aur Roz School Aany K Bahany
    "DATE" Per Nikal Jati Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Kiya Parhaun
    Teacher:
    Aaj Kiya Parhaun.??

    Pappu:
    Teacher Aaj Mera
    Class Monitor Hina K Sath
    "Nikah" Parha Den.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Ghalti
    Madam:
    Pappu Sach Bata Warna Chaddi
    Utaar Ker Marungi Tujhy..

    .

    Pappu:
    Madam, Meri Ghalti Per Aap
    Q Chaddi Utaro Gi..?

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Girls Na Hoti To
    Teacher:
    Agar Dunya Me Girls Na Hoti To Kiya Hota.??

    Pappu:
    Galiyaan Sunsaan,
    College Veeran,
    Dunya Pareshan,
    Tanha Insan,
    Na Janu Na Jaan,
    Her Taraf Bas
    .
    .
    .
    Zindabaad Pakistan.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Masoom Bachay
    Teacher:
    Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo Apni
    Ghalti Per Ada Raha Per Maafi Nahi Mangi
    Aur Aaj Tak Zaleel Ho Raha hai..

    Bunty: Sir, Nawaz Sharif..

    Teacher: Ullu K Pathay
    Murgha Ban Ja. Kal Bataya
    Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Tha.
    Acha Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo
    RAB Ki Raza Per Razi Na Hua
    Aur Aaj Tak Khud Bhi Zaleel
    Ho Raha Hai Aur Dusron Ko Bhi Kerwa Raha Hai.??

    Guddu: Sir, Imran Khan.

    Teacher: Haram Khor Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
    Wo IBLEES Tha Jis Ny Rab Ki Raza Per Sajda Na Kya.
    Acha Ye Batao K Allah Ka Peda Kerda Wo Kon Ha Jo
    Peda Ho Ker Aaj Tak Marny Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha
    Aur Rehti Dunya Tak Zinda Rahy Ga..

    Pappu: Janab Bhutto.

    Teacher Ghusse Se:
    Abay Salay Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
    Kal Bataya Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Hai Iblees. :-D

    Hahahha
    Bachay Masoom Hoty Hen.. :-) :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • KISS
    Chemistry Teacher:
    What Happens When Potassium
    Iodide Reacts With Di-Sulfur
    In Presence Of Moon Light.??

    Pappu: KISS Sir. :-)

    Teacher Shouted: What The Hell Is This.

    Pappu: Sir
    KI+2S= KISS

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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