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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Hand Free
    Teacher:
    Jis Insan K Hath Na Hon Usay
    Hindi Me Aur English Me Kiya Kahengy??


    Pappu:
    Hindi Me "Thaakur"
    Aur
    English Me
    "Hand Free" Kahengy.. :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Why Bananas Are Curved
    Teacher: Tell Me Why Bananas Are Curved.

    Pathan: Hum Ko Nahi Pata.

    Teacher: Koi Baat Nahi,
    Me Kisi Aur Monkey Se Puch Leta Hun.. :-D :-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • School Me Bomb
    Teacher:
    Agar Koi School Me Bomb
    Rakh Ker Chala Jaye To
    Aap Log Kiya Kero Gy.??

    Pappu:
    Hum Usay Staff Room Me
    Rakh Ker Chhutti Karen Gy.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Naqal Kerny Se Behtar
    TEACHER in Exam:
    Bacho, Naqal Kerny Se Behtar Hai K
    Fail Ho Jao..
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    .
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    Pappu:

    "LOL Kiya Faida Sir,
    Class Repeat Kerny Per Bhi
    Jab Agly Saal Naqal Hi Kerna Hai.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Best Figure
    Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear..

    So, Madam Drew A Diagram on A Blackboard and Announced:
    .
    "Don't Look at The Book's Figure,
    Look at My Figure.." :-0 :-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Leave Application
    Leave Application By A Cute Kid..

    "Dear Teacher ji,
    Wen I Cum,
    Rain Chham Chham.
    Leg My Phisla,
    I Gira Dham.
    Niche My Bag &
    Ooper was Hum.
    Is liye 2 Days,
    I Not Cum.?" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sun Or Moon
    Teacher:
    Pehly Kiya Ata Hai.
    Sun Or Moon..?
    .
    Student: Pehly Moon
    Us K Baad Sun.
    .
    Teacher: Wo Kese..?
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    .
    .
    Student: O Chhaddo Master Ji,
    Tenu Ye e Nai Pata,
    .
    Son Comes Only After Honeymoon. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai
    Film Mohabbaten In ENGINEERING Version..

    1 Student tha Deewana sa,
    1 Subject pe wo Marta tha,
    Books utha kar Chasma lagakar,
    Library se guzra krta tha,
    Kuch Padhna tha shayad usko,
    Jane Kisse darta tha,
    jab bhi Milta tha Mujhse,
    Yehi Pucha krta tha ,
    Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai,
    Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai,
    Aur Me bas ye Keh pata tha,
    .
    KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
    PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
    KESE KAHUN ME O YAARA
    YE PASS AISE HI HOTA HAI. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Failure Don
    Don ka Intezar To
    Sarey Colleges ki Ladkiyan kr rhi hen,
    .
    Magar Don ka Aana
    Mushkil Hi Nhi
    Namunkin Bhi Hai,
    Kyunki DON
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    Matric me Fail Ho Gaya Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Matlab
    Sir: Dunya Me Her Baat K 2 Matlab Nikalty Hen..

    Girl: Sir Nikaal K Dikhaye.

    Sir: Chup Ho Jao. Tumhari Baat K Bhi 2 Matlab Nikalty Hen.. :-D :-0

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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