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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Student Ek Larki Ko
    Kiya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai..

    Student Ek Larki Ko Zabardasti
    Ghaseet Ker School Le Ja Rahy Thy..

    Ek Buzurg Ny Dekha To Boly:
    Beta Tum Q Zabardasti Ker Rahy Ho.
    Wo Khud Chali Jaye Gi..

    Larky Boly:
    Baba Ji, Ye Hamari Teacher Hai
    Aur Roz School Aany K Bahany
    "DATE" Per Nikal Jati Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Kiya Parhaun
    Teacher:
    Aaj Kiya Parhaun.??

    Pappu:
    Teacher Aaj Mera
    Class Monitor Hina K Sath
    "Nikah" Parha Den.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Ghalti
    Madam:
    Pappu Sach Bata Warna Chaddi
    Utaar Ker Marungi Tujhy..

    .

    Pappu:
    Madam, Meri Ghalti Per Aap
    Q Chaddi Utaro Gi..?

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Girls Na Hoti To
    Teacher:
    Agar Dunya Me Girls Na Hoti To Kiya Hota.??

    Pappu:
    Galiyaan Sunsaan,
    College Veeran,
    Dunya Pareshan,
    Tanha Insan,
    Na Janu Na Jaan,
    Her Taraf Bas
    .
    .
    .
    Zindabaad Pakistan.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Masoom Bachay
    Teacher:
    Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo Apni
    Ghalti Per Ada Raha Per Maafi Nahi Mangi
    Aur Aaj Tak Zaleel Ho Raha hai..

    Bunty: Sir, Nawaz Sharif..

    Teacher: Ullu K Pathay
    Murgha Ban Ja. Kal Bataya
    Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Tha.
    Acha Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo
    RAB Ki Raza Per Razi Na Hua
    Aur Aaj Tak Khud Bhi Zaleel
    Ho Raha Hai Aur Dusron Ko Bhi Kerwa Raha Hai.??

    Guddu: Sir, Imran Khan.

    Teacher: Haram Khor Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
    Wo IBLEES Tha Jis Ny Rab Ki Raza Per Sajda Na Kya.
    Acha Ye Batao K Allah Ka Peda Kerda Wo Kon Ha Jo
    Peda Ho Ker Aaj Tak Marny Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha
    Aur Rehti Dunya Tak Zinda Rahy Ga..

    Pappu: Janab Bhutto.

    Teacher Ghusse Se:
    Abay Salay Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
    Kal Bataya Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Hai Iblees. :-D

    Hahahha
    Bachay Masoom Hoty Hen.. :-) :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • KISS
    Chemistry Teacher:
    What Happens When Potassium
    Iodide Reacts With Di-Sulfur
    In Presence Of Moon Light.??

    Pappu: KISS Sir. :-)

    Teacher Shouted: What The Hell Is This.

    Pappu: Sir
    KI+2S= KISS

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 10 Tak Ginti
    Teacher: 1 Se 10 Tak Ginti Sunao.

    Pathan: 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10

    Teacher: 7 Kahan Hai ?

    Pathan: Aaj TV Per Khabar Chal Rahi Thi K
    Ek Bus Hadsay Me 7 Ki Moat Ho Gai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Zaruri Kaam
    Teacher:
    Kal Tum School Q Nahi Aye Thy.??

    Pappu:
    Janab Ghar Me Kuch Zaruri Kaam Tha.

    Teacher:
    Oh I See..

    Pappu:
    Oh Nai I Si,
    Me Khud E Milan Gaya Si.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Baqi Bachy Ga
    Tearcher Rozydaar Pathan Se:
    "Agar Aap K Paas 2 Glass Sharbat
    Aur 6 Pakoray Hon Aur
    Un Me Se 1 Glass Sharbat &
    3 Pakoray Me Le Lun To
    Aap K Paas Kiya Baqi Bachy Ga.??


    Pathan:
    2 Glass Sharbat, 6 Pakoray
    Aur Aap Ki Mayyat.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Flirting
    Height Of Flirting..

    Engineering Class Teacher:
    "Where Is Your Assignment"??

    Pappu:
    Wo To Kal K Jhagray Me Phat Gai.
    Wo Sala Bunty Keh Raha Tha K
    Aap Is College Ki Sab Se
    Mast Teacher Nahi Ho.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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