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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Anday Ka Faida
    Teacher Ny Sehatmand Ghiza Per
    Lecture Dety Huwe Pucha:
    "Anday Ka Faida Batao?"

    Pappu:
    "Bohat Faida Hai Sir,
    Agar Ye Imtehan Me Mil Jaye
    To Agly Saal Ki Books Ka
    Kharcha Bach Jata Hai.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Umeed Ki Inteha
    Teacher:
    Umeed Ki Inteha Batao.??

    Pappu:
    Jab 90 Saal Ki Boorhi Aurat
    Mobile Shop Per Ja Ker Boly,
    "Ay Bhayya, Lifetime SIM De Do" :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Intelligent
    Miss:
    Batao Sab Se Ziyada Nasha Kis Me Hota Hai.??

    Pappu:
    Miss Aap Ny Bilkul Theek Kaha,
    Sab Se Ziyada Nasha "Kiss" Me Hi Hota Hai..

    Miss:
    Dafa Ho Ja Kaminay Class Se Bahar. :-)
    .
    Bas Yaar Intelligent Banday Ki vi Koi Qadar Nai Ay. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Welding And Wedding
    Teacher:
    Welding And Wedding Me Fark Batao.??

    Pappu:
    Sir Welding Me Chingariyan
    Pehly Uthti Hen, Jod Baad Me Banta Hai.

    Jab k..
    Wedding Me Pehly Jod Banta Hai
    Baad Me Chingariyan Uthti Hen.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Nalayk Banna Hai
    Nalayk Banna Hai to Aise Bano
    K
    Jab Kitab Kholo to Wo Khud Kahy:
    .
    .
    .

    Beta Tabiyat Kharab Hai
    Ya Pee Rakhi Hai. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Speech
    In a School Function:

    Jab KG Girl Speech Deny
    Aai To Ek KG Boy Ny Apny 2no Hathon Se
    Apny Kaam Band Ker Liye.
    .
    Kisi Ny Pucha:
    Aap Aisa Q Ker Rahy Ho.?
    .
    Us Ny Masumiyat Se Jawab Diya:
    Abay Padal, Ye Meli Dal Friend Hai.
    Aur Ye Jab Bhi Speech Talti Hai To Bolti hai,
    "My Dear BROTHERs and SISTERs" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sath
    Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena.
    "How much is Six plus 4.?"
    .
    .
    Class: Ek Sath.. :-D

    Haahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Students Life
    Student's Life is Like
    English Movies..
    .
    School = Jurassic Park.. ?
    Principal = King Kong.. ?
    Vice Principle = Hulk.. ?
    Teachers = Aliens..
    Class Guys = Planet of Apes..?
    Class Girls = Charlies Angels..
    Syllabus = Deep Blue Sea.
    Exam = Mission Impossible.
    Invigilator = Terminator.. ?
    Result = 2012 ..(End of the World)
    .
    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dangerous STUDENT
    Dangerous STUDENT..

    Teacher: What is a verb?
    Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle Tyre.
    .
    Teacher: What are you saying?.
    Student: It is a complete sentence.
    .
    Teacher: Are you mad?.
    Student: It is a question.
    .
    Teacher: Don't be silly.
    Student: It is an advice.
    .
    Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
    Student: It is a command.
    .
    Teacher: You are an idiot.
    Student: It is an insult.
    .
    Teacher: Get out of my class.
    Student: It is an order.
    .
    Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
    Student: It is an exclamation.
    .
    Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
    Student: It is a Prayer Sir. :-D
    ?
    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan Is A Nation
    Piyare Bacho..

    Pakistan Is A Nation,
    Cantt Is A Station..

    Wah Wah..

    Don't Fall In Love,,
    First Complete Your Education.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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