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Best Collection of New Santa Banta Jokes at Funny SMS

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• Banta Ek Baat Bata Yaar Agar Bhais Ko
  Banta Ek Baat Bata Yaar
  
  Agar Bhais Ko Akal Aa Jaye To Kya Hoga
  
  santa- Simple Yaar
  
  Wo Khud Hi Dudh Me Pani Milana Shuru Kar Degi

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• Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tende
  Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tender Mila.
  
  Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane k liye Ek Taraf 500
  or Dusri traf 50 ka Note Chhap Diye.

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• Santa to Barber:- Cut my hair Short.
  Santa to Barber:- Cut my hair Short.
  
  Barber: Sir, how Short?
  Santa:- So Short That my Wife cannot Pull them.

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• Boss: Murkh Ho Tum Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dek
  Boss: Murkh Ho Tum
  Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha hai?
  Santa: Nahi Sir
  Boss: Niche kya dekhta ha meri Or dekh

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• Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob
  Santa
  Sending Msg to all Frnd
  "My Mob No is change"
  
  Pehale Nokia6610 tha
  
  Now I Have N73
  
  So Plz Call n sms me on My New Nos
  thanks

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• Santa Chupke Se Narak se Swarg me Ghusa
  Santa Chupke Se Narak se Swarg me Ghusa
  dewtao Ne Pakad K Khub Mara
  Mar Khane k Bad Utha aur Bola,
  Tumhari Inhi Harkato k karan Koi swarg nhi aata

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• Cricket Match Me Batsman LBW Hua SANTA:
  Cricket Match Me Batsman LBW Hua
  SANTA:
  Log Hum Ko Pagal Samajhte He
  Jabki Yaha To Sab Pagal He
  Lagi Batsman Ko He Or Cheekh Bowler Raha he

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• Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil hu
  Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huwa
  Or haath may gold ka Ek cup pakra hua tha,
  
  Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
  
  Husband: mai daur me first aya hun.
  
  Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
  
  Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik...

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• Chikku- maine susu subah 6 baje karta hu
  Chikku- maine susu subah 6 baje karta hu.
  Dr- tu es me problem kya hai?
  
  Chikku- jee meri ankh 8 baje khulti hai..

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• Santa's 60th B'day Banta-Ye Cake Pe bul
  Santa's 60th B'day
  Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb kyo lagaya hai?
  Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt ka bulb laga diya.

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