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Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil hu



Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huwa
Or haath may gold ka Ek cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur me first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik...



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