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Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:
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SAIMA te PAINDU
Pakistani Heroin SAIMA te PAINDU:
SAIMA: Aasi tere khait vich mere
Dance de shuting krne ae.
PAINDU: J tu aythe dance kita te
Aythe agle 8 saal fasal Nhi honi.
By:
wahabi
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Tu Lang ja Sadi kher ay
* Goldern words *
"Tu lang ja sadi kher ay"
"Zid na kar GUJJAR aap bara ziddi ay"
"Pass kar ya bardasht kar"
"Sawari labbay na labbay speed ek so nabbay"
"Jisne maa ko staya usne raksha chalaya"
"Chal pagli sajan k dais"
"Lag gai te rozi na lagi te roza"
From: Riksha book
By:
Funtoosh
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1 Bacha ek Ghar ki
1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:
1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.
Bacha: Baba nass hun.
By:
shahzada
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Baba Anda v Kha lenda aye
1 faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha :
"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey"
"Baba burger v kha lenda aey"
"Baba sandvich v kha lenda aey"
Ghar k malik ne khirki se sir nikaal kar kaha :
Baba "chhittar" v kha lenda aey k nahi...
By:
Rooman Qamar
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Sherni aur chuha
Ik sherni nach rahi si
Usnu vekh k thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda:
"Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke"
By:
wahabi
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Chuha ur Hathi
Chuha: Tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, Tey teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
Par saale naashe ne mittran di sehat down jehi ka deti hy.
By:
wahabi
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Kadi apni unglan nu
Kadi apni unglan nu hala lya karo,
Mobile te sada v number mila lya karo,
Lokan nu te hass hass k SMS kardy o,
Kadi sady naal v gap shup la lya karo.
By:
Rehan
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