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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Oh Menu Dekhi Jaandi C
    Oh Menu Dekhi Jaandi C,
    Main Ohnu Vekhi Jaanda C

    Oh Mneu Dekhi Jaandi C,
    Main Ohnu Vekhi Jaanda C

    Na Paper Mainu Aanda C,
    Na Paper Ohnu Aanda C.


  By: Broad Caster   Send To Mobile
  • Miyan Mithu Choori Khaogy?
    Sheikh Asked a Parrot:

    "Miyan Mithu Choori khao Gey?"

    Parrot said:

    "Chavllan Na Maar, Aap Kadi Khaadi Aye?"


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Truck K Pechy Likhy Muhawray
    Tera Mera Sadiyaan Da Vair Aa.
    "Tu Lang ja Saadi Khair Aa"

    Main Ghar Gya to lga tha Taala.
    "Jalnay waley ka mu Kaala".

    Band kro ye star Plus k Show.
    "Haaran do Rastaa Lo".

    Wo Waj Gaya ik car Say
    "Daikh Mgr Pyaar say".

    J nae samjh aandi tay Q Ein khapna
    "Meri Jaan Naseeb Apna Apna"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Makeup aur Lipstick
    Ek Molvi sahib Makeup aur Lipstick
    Laganay wali Aurtoon ki Shadeed muzammat kar rahay thay.
    Bohat jalal main Thay.

    Ek Admi ne kharay ho k Kaha: Janab main tawadi biwi noo Waikhiya a.

    Oh tay har Wailay surkhi laye Rakhdi a.

    Molvi Muskara k bola:
    Ohdi gal na Kar
    Ohnoo tay surkhi sajdi v boht a. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Noor Jahan ki Wafaat
    Noor Jahan ki Wafaat K Bad Is Baar

    Jang ki Soorat Main Milli Naghmay Naseebo Laal Gae Gi.

    "Aye Watan K Sajeelay GUJJRO,

    Dushman ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Do." :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Annhay Wah Rola Nai Paida
    Once There Was a Jutt.

    He was Cutting Shatalaa with Daatri.
    He saw a Wadda Sara Sapp.
    He Began to Cry,
    Bachao, Bachao.
    I am maring,

    Then his Piyoo, take a Sota and kill the Sapp,
    When o gay Gareeb, they saw that was not a Sapp that was a Kala rassa.

    Moral: "Annhay Wah Rola Nai Paida".


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • My Soul is Very Thirsty
    My body and Soul is Very Thirsty,
    O my Beloved by Your Love...





    Samajh Aayi...?





    Nahi,


    Mera Tan Man Pyaasa,
    Channa ve Tere Pyaar Da. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Aapki Aakhri Phoosi
    Beware!

    Terrorists ne ek aisi dangerous Gas Gutter lines mei Chor di hai.
    jo Insani Gas k saath React kr k bomb blast karti hai



    Aap se guzarish hai k Flush pe baith k phoosi ahista se marein..


    Kahin woh apki Akhri Phoosi na ho!

    A public service message by Funjab Police...!


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • School se Chutti Kyun Ki?
    Teacher: Kal School se Chutti Kyun Ki?

    Student: Sir Mehman Aaye Huay Thay.

    Teacher: Oo I See!

    Student: Sir Oo I Hundi Tay Mei Aaj V Na Aanda.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pyar Ishq Aur Muhabbat
    PYAR

    MUHABAT

    ISHQ



    Ye 3 Cheezen Har Toofan ka Muqabila Kar Sakti Hain

    Magar 1 Cheez in Sab ko Khatam Kar Sakti Hai

    Aur Wo Hai...

    *ABBAY DI JUTTI.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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