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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Pathan Technician
Pappu Auto Workshop Ja Ker Puchta Hai:
Kiya Aap Car K Brakes Repair Ker Sakty Hen??
Pathan Technician:
Yara Hum Brakes To Repair Nahi Ker Sakta
Magar Uske Horn Ko Ziyada Loud Ker Sakta Hai.. :-D
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By:
Naila Soomro
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Brave Pathan
A Lady & Lion Were Kissing
Each Other Inside a Cage in Circus..
Ring Master Asked:
"Can Anyone Do It?"
Pathan: Yes I Can,
Lekin Pehly Aap Sher Ko Pinjry Se Bahar Nikalo.. :-)
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Wait Plz
Ek Pathan Jahaz Me Sawar Hony Laga
To Airhostess Ny Rukny K Liye Kaha:
"Wait Plz.."
Pathan Foran Bola:
Only 80 Ponds Baji.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Khali Jaga
Sardar: Jab Me Sar K Bal Khara
Hota Hun To Khoon Sar Ki Taraf
Jama Hota Hai, Magar Jab
Paaun K Bal Khara Hota Hun To
Khoon Paaun Me Jama Nahi Hota..
Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Jo Cheez Khali Hoga, Khoon Usi Taraf To Jaye Ga Naa.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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WelCome
Dost: Suna Hai Kal Tumhen Logon Ny Bohat Mara?
Pathan: Haan Yara Kal Hum Ny Social Work Kiya Tha.
Dost: Social Work Kesa?
Pathan: Hum Ny Qabrustan K Gate Per
WelCome Ka Board Laga Diya Tha.. :-D
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By:
Naila Soomro
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Pathan Hotel Me
Pathan Hotel Me:
"Wo Jo Maiz Pr Betha Hai Us Se Hamara Dushmani Hai."
Dost: Wahan To 4 Admi Bethy Hen.
Pathan: Wo Jis Ki Munchhen Hen.
Dost: Sab Ki Munchhen Hen.
Pathan: Wo Jis K Kapry Sufaid Hen.
Dost: Sab K Kapry Sufaid Hen.
Pathan Ny Ghusse Me Pistol Nikala
Aur 3 Aadmiyon Ko Maar Ker Bola:
"Wo Jo Reh Gaya Hai Usay Hum Nahi Chory Ga.." :-D
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By:
Naila Soomro
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Bakray Ki Raan
Pathan: Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Gai?
Qasaai: Bakra Langra Tha Janab.
Pathan: Aur Dil Kidhar Hai?
Qasaai: Wo To Bakri Le Gai.
Pathan: Acha Dimagh To Hoga.
Qasaai: Sorry Khan Saab, Bakra Pathan Tha.. :-D
Hahahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Loan Le Lo
Pathan: O Yara Hum Ko Paise Chahiye,
Hamary Paas Kapray Nahi Hen Pehanny K Liye,
Hum Kiya Kare.??
Dost: Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo.
Pathan: Hum Loan Le Ker Kiya Karega?
Hum Ko To Sirf COTTON Pehanny Ka Aadat Hai.. :-D
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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Double Roti
Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha..
Bivi: Ye 2 Rotiya Ek Sath Q Kha Rahy Ho??
Pathan: Gul Bano Ye Hum Khushi Se Nahi Kha Raha,
Hamara Tabyat Kharab Hai Aur
Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kuch
Din Tak Double Roti Khao.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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