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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Ek Lanat
Aadmi Charsi Pathan Se:
Tum Charas Pi Rahy Ho, Tum Ko Pata Nahi Ye Ek Lanat Hai??
Charsi Pathan: Hum Ko Pata Hai,
Isi Liye Hum Is Lanat Ko Khatam Ker K Dam Le Ga,
Aao Ek Dabbi Charas Tum Bhi Khatam Kero.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Dawa
Pathan Mareez: Doctor Saab Aap Ny Jo
Dawa Patchi K Pichy Likhi Thi Wo To Kahin Pe Nahi Mili..
Punjabi Doctor: Lo Dasso, Oye Paaglay'
Wo To Me Ny Pen Chala Ker Dekha Tha K Chalta Bhi Hai K Nahi.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Ek Admi Pehli Baar
Ek Admi Pehli Baar Peshawar Gaya,
Wahan Ja Ker Ittifaq Se Us Ki GHadi(Watch) Kharab Ho Gai,
Wo Bazar Me Ek Ghadiyon Ki Dukan Me Gaya Aur Kaha:
"Meri Ghadi Theek Ker Den."
Dukandaar: Hum Ghadi Theek Nahi Kerty, Balke Hum "Khatnay" Kerty Hen.
Admi: Phir Aap Ny Yahan Ghadiyan Q lagai Hen??
Dikandaar: Phir Aap Hum Ko Batao Hum Kiya Lagaaye.?? :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Tum Bhi
Gul Bano: Janu Tum Moonchhon K Baghair Bohat Piyare Lagty Ho..
Pathan: Haan Tum Bhi.. :-D
MORAL:
Pathan 2 Din Se Footpath Per So Raha Hai.. :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Wash Basin
Ek Pathan Hotel Me Khana Khany K Baad
Hath Dhony Washroom Me Gaya.
Magar Wahan Ja Ker Basin Ko Dhony Laga..
Manager Ko Pata Laga To Wo
Bhagta Hua Aya Aur Kaha:
Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Phir Tum Ny Yahan Ye Board Q Laga Rakha Hai;
"Wash Basin.." :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Dry Fruits
Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy..
Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur
Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Seen Ur Password
A Pathan Was Drawing Money From ATM.
The Sardar Behind Him in the Line Said:
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've Seen Ur Password.
Its 4 Asterisks(****).
The Pathan Replies:
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! Khocha Tum Ny Ghalat Dekha.
Its 1258."
Hhahahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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