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English is difficult language specially for japanese
English is difficult language specially for japanese..
A True Story,
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic english trainig before he visits Washington 2 meet Presidnt Barack Obama..
The instrctor told Mori when u shake hand wid Obama plz say 'How r u'
Then Obama would say 'I m fine, n u?
'Now u shuld say 'me too'.
Aftrwards we, translators, will handle.
Whn Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?'(instead of 'How r u?')
Obama was a bit shocked bt still managed 2 react wid humor
'Well, I m Michelle's husband,ha-ha'.
Then Mori replied 'me too,ha-ha...'
By:
Naila Soomro
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Having a party
Many electrons were having a party inside an atom
Another atom tried to attack the atom but then
suddenly a superhero rushed in and saved the electrons.
The elecctrons asked him who are you?
He replied,
"Bond......Covalent Bond" ;-)
By:
Saba Qureshi
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KYA TUM B
KIA TUM B
Shaam ki Dehleez pe aas ka Deep Jalatay Ho,
Or kisi Aawara patte ki Aahat par,
Darwaze ki Taraf Bhaage Jatay Ho,
KYA TUM B
Dard chhupane ki koshish karte karte,
Aksar thak se jate ho,
Or bila Wajah muskurate ho,
KYA TUM B
Neend se pehle palkon par dheron khawab sajate ho,
Ya phir bistar par Lait kar,
Rotay rotay so jatay ho,
KIA TUM B
Meri tarha
kisi ko chahty ho...?
By:
Maha Abro
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BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
Prime Minister has declared
3 days public holidays.
There all offices, Banks, Schools &
Colleges in all over the country will
remain close on 29, 30, 31 February 2014.
So Enjoy 3 Holidays....:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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