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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Apply 4 loan again
    In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world's richest man)

    In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

    This shows that nothing is impossible

    Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

    But in 2020, I'm planning to...


    Apply 4 loan again


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Lie
    Telling lie is a fault for a little boy,

    An art for a lover,

    An accomplishment for a bachelor,

    &

    For a married person

    It is a matter of survival. :-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • CAUTION
    CAUTION :

    Even if ur wife uses dual sim phone,

    save both the number under one name: "Wife"



    Never save it "Wife 1" and "Wife 2"



    Msg from a hospitalized Husband...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • To be a Good professional
    To be a "Good professional",

    always start to study late for "Exams".

    Because it teaches how to manage "Time"

    and tackle "Emergencies"!! ....


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Women are like Internet Virus
    Women are like Internet Virus.

    They enter ur life ,Scan ur

    pockets,transfer ur money,edit ur mind,

    download there problem , delete ur smile

    and hang u for ever.


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • NON SMOKERS
    NON SMOKERS- I hate cigarette so i do not touch it...

    SMOKER- I too hate cigarette so 'I BURN IT'...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • similarity b/w Chewing gum & Begum
    What is the similarity b/w

    "Chewing gum" & "Begum"

    Ans: Both are sweet in the begining

    and become tasteless, shapeless &

    sticky in the End...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • OLD LOVE STORY
    OLD LOVE STORY:

    Start from
    Eyes

    Grow with
    Gifts

    End with
    Tears



    NEW LOVE STORY:

    Start from
    Mobile

    Grow with
    Balance Share

    End with
    Sim Change...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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