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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Baran
    Yaow da Meeny judai she bal ghamuna sarre wajne

    Be da Yara che warege Baranona sarre wajne.


  By: Khan   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bomb
    Man: Officer! There's A Bomb In My Garden.

    Officer: Don't Worry.
    If No One Claims It Within Three Days,
    You Can Keep It.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • You Are Genius
    You Are Genius..

    Your Mind Is A Master Piece.

    It Is Divided Into Left And Right.

    In The Left Part Nothing Is Right.

    And In Right Part Nothing Is Left. :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Little Girl And A Cop
    There Is A Little Girl On A Bike And A Cop On A Horse.

    Cop: Did You Get That Bike From Santa?

    Girl: Yes.

    Cop: Next Year Ask Santa For Some Reflectors
    "The Cop Gave Her A $5 Fine"

    Girl: Hey Cop, Did Santa Get You That Horse For Christmas?

    Cop: Yes.

    Girl: Tell Santa Next Year
    Put The Dick On The Bottom Of The Horse, Not The Top.

    HAHAHAHA


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Chinese Names
    Q: How Do Chinese People Choose Their Kid's Names?

    A: Easy.. They Just Throw
    Their Pots And Pans Down The Stairs,
    And Listen For The Sounds;
    "Dong- Ping- Wang- Feng- Chung" :-D

    Hhahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • A Teacher
    Teacher: Arnold, What Do You Call
    A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested??

    Arnold: A Teacher Sir.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Definition Of Nurse
    "Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,,
    ,
    Who Holding Your Hand,
    ,
    Looking into Your Eyes,
    ,
    And Still Wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. :-D


  By: Captain   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • NONE OF UR BUSINESS
    Whatever High The Sky May Be..

    Whatever Wide The River May Be..

    Whatever Green A Tree May Be..

    Just Remember...
    ..
    ..
    IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS..! :-D
    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Resignation Letter
    World's Smallest Resignation Letter..

    "Respected Sir,
    I Love Your Wife.
    .
    Thank You.." :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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