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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Shameless
    Computer Is Shameless
    Why..??
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Bcoz It Has Hardware & Software
    But
    No Underwear.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN
    A Man Got 2 Wishes from God.
    He Immediately Wished for
    the Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN.

    The Next Moment He Got
    MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA. :-D

    MORAL:
    Investment is Subject to Market Risks.
    Plz Read the Offer Document Carefully Before Investing ?:-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Unemployed Engineer
    Funny #short_story
    An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."

    One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."

    Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

    The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
    Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

    The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
    Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
    Doctor: "But this is $500..."
    Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
    :):):)
    That's intelligence
    :):):)


  By: Shahnaz   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • I Love You
    Mom: I Love U..

    Son:
    Mom You Know Na,
    I Love You A Lot.
    ,
    But Sorry Mom,
    I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Addiction
    Height Of Addiction:

    Just Before Hanging,
    Judge Asked The Prisoner:
    "Any Last Wish?"
    .
    Prisoner:
    Yes..
    I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "DEAD" :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • A Weighting Machine
    Wife Hints to Husband for A New Car

    Saying,

    "Dear, Buy me Something that
    goes 0 to 80 in 3 Seconds when I Am On It"
    .
    .
    .
    Husband Gifted Her



    A Weighting Machine.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Maths Book
    Q: Why Was The Math's Book Sad.??
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    .
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    .
    Answer:
    Because It Has Too Many Problems.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Women Fully Covered
    The Only Man In This World,
    Who Likes A Women Fully Covered Is..
    .
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    .
    .
    LIFE INSURANCE AGENT.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • A kela
    What does the only banana say
    I am Akela lolzzzzzzz


  By: Sheri Ahmed   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Feelings
    70 year Old Man asked His Wife..
    "Do you Feel Sad when U See me Running behind Young Girls?
    .
    .
    Wife: No not at all,
    Even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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