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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Tere Baad
    Tere Baad Hum Ny Dil Ka Darwaza Khola Hi Nahi,,



    Warna Bohat Log Aaye Thy Is Ghar Ko Sajany K Liye..!


  By: Adnan .   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Strange But True
    A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl
    Of Weight 45 Kg..
    ,
    But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up
    A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg.. :-D

    Strange But True.


  By: Naila Soomro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • REALITY
    ** REALITY **

    A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo..

    Tourist Asked From Him:
    In This Photo Nobody Has Been Working..

    Painter Replied:
    "This Is The View Of Work In Government Office" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Annual Budget
    Wife: How Much Do U Love Me??

    Husband: 72%

    Wife: Why Not 100% ??

    Husband: 28% GST on "Luxurious Items" :-D

    Super Annual Budget..

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Two Police Officers Crash
    Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

    After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,

    "Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Interior Designer
    Salesman: "Madam These
    Undergarments Will Look Nice on U"

    Girl: How Can U Be So Sure?

    Santa: I Have Done Diploma
    In Interior Designing. :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Faster Than U
    Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?
    .
    .
    Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D

    Hhahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Hide Your Important Files
    How to Hide Your Important Files
    From People Without Making Hidden Folders.

    1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
    2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
    3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer.
    4. Done ? ?:-D :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Shameless
    Computer Is Shameless
    Why..??
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Bcoz It Has Hardware & Software
    But
    No Underwear.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN
    A Man Got 2 Wishes from God.
    He Immediately Wished for
    the Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN.

    The Next Moment He Got
    MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA. :-D

    MORAL:
    Investment is Subject to Market Risks.
    Plz Read the Offer Document Carefully Before Investing ?:-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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