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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Little Girl And A Cop
    There Is A Little Girl On A Bike And A Cop On A Horse.

    Cop: Did You Get That Bike From Santa?

    Girl: Yes.

    Cop: Next Year Ask Santa For Some Reflectors
    "The Cop Gave Her A $5 Fine"

    Girl: Hey Cop, Did Santa Get You That Horse For Christmas?

    Cop: Yes.

    Girl: Tell Santa Next Year
    Put The Dick On The Bottom Of The Horse, Not The Top.

    HAHAHAHA


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Chinese Names
    Q: How Do Chinese People Choose Their Kid's Names?

    A: Easy.. They Just Throw
    Their Pots And Pans Down The Stairs,
    And Listen For The Sounds;
    "Dong- Ping- Wang- Feng- Chung" :-D

    Hhahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • A Teacher
    Teacher: Arnold, What Do You Call
    A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested??

    Arnold: A Teacher Sir.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Definition Of Nurse
    "Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,,
    ,
    Who Holding Your Hand,
    ,
    Looking into Your Eyes,
    ,
    And Still Wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. :-D


  By: Captain   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • NONE OF UR BUSINESS
    Whatever High The Sky May Be..

    Whatever Wide The River May Be..

    Whatever Green A Tree May Be..

    Just Remember...
    ..
    ..
    IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS..! :-D
    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Resignation Letter
    World's Smallest Resignation Letter..

    "Respected Sir,
    I Love Your Wife.
    .
    Thank You.." :-D


  By: Haya Ali   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Definition of NURSE
    Definition of NURSE:

    "Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,,

    Who Holding Your Hand,

    Looking into Your Eyes,

    And Still Wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Wife says 2 husband
    Wife says 2 Husband:
    W: Come help with the garden.

    Husband: What do u think I am a gardener?

    W: Come fix the toilet faucet.

    H: What do u think I am a plumber?

    W: Come fix the door handle.

    H: What do u think I am a carpenter?
    ....
    The Husband went out But
    when he came back, he saw that everything is fixed..
    The Garden..Toilet faucet..& the Door handle.
    He asked his wife who had done it?

    The wife said: Its the neighbour's son,
    But He gave me 2 options...
    Either to make Him a Hamburger or have sex with him...

    Husband: I'm Sure, U gave him a Hamburger!!

    Wife: What do U think
    ,,
    I Am Mcdonalds.?? :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Tere Baad
    Tere Baad Hum Ny Dil Ka Darwaza Khola Hi Nahi,,



    Warna Bohat Log Aaye Thy Is Ghar Ko Sajany K Liye..!


  By: Adnan .   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Strange But True
    A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl
    Of Weight 45 Kg..
    ,
    But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up
    A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg.. :-D

    Strange But True.


  By: Naila Soomro   In: English Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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