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Ebrat Naak Totkay
Agar Aap K Khany Me
Makhi Gir Jaye To
Usay Nikal Ker Itna Chabaen
K Kisi Aur Makhi Ki
Himmat Na Ho Aap K Khany
Ki Taraf Aany Ki.. :-)
Zubaida Aapa K
Ebrat-Naak Totkay.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Samad Bond
Sehri Kerny K 10 Minute Baad
"SAMAD BOND"
Soonghen,
InShaAllah Pura ROZA
Araam Se Guzar Jaye Ga,
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QK
Phir Aap
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Aftari Se 10 Minute Pehly Hi
HOSH Me Aaen Gy....;-p
Zubaida Aapa K
Ramzan Totkay..:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Zubaida Aapa Ki Recipe
Zubaida Aapa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:
5 Gm Charas
1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt
2 Machis Ki Teeleya
1 Hawadar Kamra
Tarkeeb:
Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,
Machis Ki Teeli Jalaen,
Charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,
Charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,
Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalaen
Or
Enjoy Karen
Agaly Haftey Zubaida Aapa Aapko
Heroin Peene Ki Asan Recepi Bataen gi..:-D
Dont Miss It..;-)
By:
Haya Ali
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Larky Walay
Jab Larky Waly Aap ko Dekhny Aaen to
Aap Apny Mun per
MEEZAN Oil Laga Len
QK
Her Cheez
Meezan Me Achi Lagti Hai..;-p
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Zubaida Aapa
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Zardari Najumi Se
Zardari: Meri Bivi Kis ny Merwai??
Najumi (Hisab Lagany k Baad): Us ka Naam "Z" se Shuru Hota hai.
Zardari: Me Soch Bhi Nahi Sakta Tha k
"Zubaida Aapa"
Mujhy Paany k liye Is Hadd Tak Ja Sakti Hen..;-p:)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Adan Sami Ko
Adnan Sami ko India Wale Apny Paas hi Rakh len,,
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Hum Doosra Phula lengy..:-p:)
Zubaida Aapa..:D
By:
Naila Soomro
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Nahaty Waqt
Agar Nahaty huwe Aap Apna Hath Itna nahi Morr sakty k Apni Kamar Saaf ker saken to,
"Washroom ki Divaar per Sabun Mal ker Apni Kamar Divaar per Mal len,
Is Tarha Aap ki Kamar bhi Saaf ho jaye gi aur Divaar bhi.
Ye Mera Azmuda Totka hai."
(Dr. Firdous Aashiq Awan)
Zaruri Nahi k Her Totka
Zubaida Aapa ka hi ho...:-):p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Girl Friend v/s Wife
Girl Friend is Fun, &
Wife is a Gun..
Girl Friend is the Light of the Moon, &
Wife is the Month of June..
Girl Friend is Tooti Fruity, &
Wife is Qismat Phooti..
Girl Friend is Full of Beauty, &
Wife is Only Duty..
Girl Friend is Pesion, &
Wife is Tension..
Girl Friend is Patakha, &
Wife is Zubaida Aapa...:-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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New Sabun
Zubaida Aapa : Hello
Caller : Aapa, Me ny New Sabun se Apni Chaddi dhoi to wo Chti ho gai,
Ab kiya karun??
Zubaida Aapa :
"Ab Usi Sabun se Apny Hips Dho lo"...;-p :-D
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Keera
Agar aap k Daant me keera lag jaye to
1,2 haftay tak kuch mat khaen piyen,
keera ander hi bhooka mar jaye ga...:p
Zubaida Aapa k Jaanleva Totkay..:-)
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Maha Abro
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Instructions
Pilot to Control Tower : This is IX 3127
I'm 300 miles 4m land,
600 feet over water with no fuel,
Awaiting Instructions..
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Control Tower : Contact Zubaida Aapa, Over....:-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Paheliyan
Zubaida Aapa k totkon aur Amir Liyaqat k
Tukkon ki kamyabi k baad ab pesh hai,
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Fahad Mustafa ki Paheliyan.
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Wo kon sa Juice hai jo hum Pee nahi sakty??
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To Jawab Hai,
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Djuice
Unique ki Bike aapki hui,,
Thakki tiki Thakki Tiki Thakki Tiki
ThaaaaaaaaA...:-D:-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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