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  • Funny Girl Vs Boy
    Girl: kya Krty Ho??

    Boy: farig Rehta Hun.

    Girl: larky To Akal Se B Farig Hoty Hain..

    Boy: makeup Karti Ho Ya Sada Rehti Ho??

    Girl: makeup Krti Hun..

    Boy: hussan To Sadgi Me B Acha Lagta Hai Wrna Makeup To Khusry B Krty Hain.. :-D

    Panga Wo B Boys Se :-)
    Hahahahaha


  By: XStylish Larka   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aankh Maar K
    FUNNY..

    * Chuha Nikla Biil Se,,
    Happy New Year Dil Se..

    *Gaye Doodh Deti Hai Laat Maar K,,
    Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Aankh Maar K..

    * Aalu Sady Sady,
    Tamatar Sady Sady,
    Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Aapko
    Razai Me Pady Pady.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Funny Tips
    Funny Tips..

    * Dost Hamesha Badsoorat Banaen,
    Ta K Selfi Lety Waqt Aap Hi Piyary Lagen..

    * Chahy Jitny Marzi DAM Bana Lo
    Magar Wo Teesri Class Wala Kawwa Piyasa Hi Rahy Ga..

    * Jab Kisi Se Mohabbat Hony Lagy To Sadqa Diya Karen,
    Mohabbat Hogi To Mil Jayegi, Bala Hogi To Tall Jayegi..

    * Mard Ko Mohabbat Us Aurat Se Hoti Hai Jo Uski Baat Puri Tawajja Se Sunti Hai,
    Aur Shadi Us Aurat Se Ho Jati Hai Jo Uski Ek Nahi Sunti..

    * Agar "Heer Ranjha" Aaj Kal K Daur Me Hoty To,
    Ranjhy Ny "Easy Load" K Chakron Me Hi Kangal Ho Jana Tha..

    * Nasihat Kisy Karen Sahib,
    Yahan To Her Shakhs Kehta Hai "Mennu Pata Hai"..

    * Ek Sawal Ka Jawab Chahiye,
    Agar Nikah K Liye Gawah Na Mily To
    Kiya Watan Ki Mitti Gawah Ho Sakti Hai..?

    :-D :-) Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Unemployed Engineer
    Funny #short_story
    An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."

    One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."

    Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

    The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
    Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

    The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
    Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
    Doctor: "But this is $500..."
    Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
    :):):)
    That's intelligence
    :):):)


  By: Shahnaz   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Funny Shayeri
    Sad Shayeri By K.G Kid..

    "Mohabbat Ki Kiya Khoob Saza Mene Paai Hai..

    Wah Kiya Baat Hai..

    Mohabbat Ki Kiya Khoob Saza Mene Paai Hai..

    Baki Shayeri Baad Me
    Abhi Bohat Tez SUSU Aai Hai.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Funny Dhamaka
    “Funny Dhamaka..”
    .
    Aaj Apni Mohabat ko Naya Morr diya Usne..
    Chatt se Dhakka de k Hath Torr diya Usne..
    .
    Pehle Hansta tha Me Ab Bas Muskurata hun,,
    Maar k Mukka Aagy ka Daant Torr diya Usne..
    .
    Usne Ishara kiya Kuch kehna he Tumse,,
    Kaan Paas kiya to Marod diya Usne..
    .
    Sardiyan aain to laya Maalty Us k Liye,,
    Maalta Kha k Chilka Aankhon me Nichorr diya Usne..
    .
    Bewafai ki Had hi kar Di Zalim ne Ghalib,,
    Milne Ghar Gaya to Kutta Chorr diya Usne..!


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Funny Sick Leave Application
    Funny Sick Leave Application..

    "Modbana Guzarish Hai,
    Na Dhoop Hai Na Barish Hai..

    Aap Ka Shagird Beemar Hai,
    Usay Chutti Darkaar Hai..

    Baap Dukandar Hai,
    Bukhar 104 Hai..

    Yehi Meri Arzi Hai,
    Aagay Aap Ki Marzi Hai.." ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • A Funny Question
    A Funny Question..!

    Fill up The Blanks..

    1) Ur Name _
    2) % in 10th_%
    3) Gender_

    Now Read "Only" the Answers.. ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Funny Story
    Read This Funny Story :
    .
    Ek Kutta Jungle me Rasta kho gaya.
    Usne dekha Ek Sher uski taraf aaraha hai.
    Kutte Ny Dar Ker Socha:
    "Aaj to Kaam Tamam Mera"
    Phir usne Saamne kuch Sukhi
    Haddiyan padi dekhi.
    Wo Sher ki taraf Peeth kar k Beth
    gaya aur ek sukhi Haddi ko choosne
    laga aur zor zor se bolne laga:
    "Wah! Sher ko Khaane ka Maza hi kuch aur hai.
    Ek aur mil jaye to Puri Dawat ho jayegi."
    Aur Usne zor se Dakaar mara.
    .
    Is baar Sher soch me pad gaya,
    Usne socha "Ye kutta to Sher ka Shikar karta hai,
    Jaan bacha kar bhago."
    .
    Ped par Betha ek Bandar ye
    sab tamasha dekh raha tha..
    Usne socha ye Moka acha hai Sher ko sari
    kahani bata deta hun isse Sher se
    dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye Jaan ka
    khatra dur ho jayega..!
    .
    Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaga.
    Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya !
    .
    Udher Bandar ne Sher ko sab bata diya k kese
    Kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.
    Sher ne zor se kaha:
    "chal mere sath abhi uski
    leela khatam karta hun",
    aur Bandar ko apni peeth par bitha kar sher
    kutte ki taraf lapka. !
    .
    Can u imagine the quick
    Management by the DOG..??
    .
    .
    Kutte ne Sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski
    taraf peeth karke beth gaya aur zor
    zor se bolne laga,
    .
    .
    .
    "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 Ghanta ho gaya,
    Sala Ek Sher Phasa kar nahi la saka.. ;-)
    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Funny Kids Video Kids at Zoo Compilation
    Teacher says to Student:
    In Algebra A=B & B=C.
    It means A=C...
    Now give relevant example...
    .
    .
    .
    Student:
    Sir, I love you & You love your Daughter,
    It means that I love your daughter.. ;-)



  By: Maha Abro   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Same Joke
    What is Facebook...??
    ..
    ..
    ..
    Its when A Boy posts a Joke,
    He gets No Response .......

    &

    When A Girl Posts the Same Joke,
    She gets (60 likes),
    (35 frnd requests),
    (20 Private Msg)
    &
    30 Comments on how Sweet She is
    and how Funny the Joke was... ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • True Fact
    .* Funny But True Fact .*
    .
    .
    Relationship between Lovers in Today's age:-
    .
    .
    .
    .
    You can Touch Each other.
    .
    But

    .
    You cannot Touch Each Other's Mobile..!!


  By: Adnan Shalmani   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Funny Slogan
    A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:

    "Come like a Racer,
    Sit like a Yogi &
    Go like a King..!!
    This slogan was written on a..
    .
    .
    TOILET DOOR..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Funny Question
    Funny Question..!

    Ager Shadi Ki Raat Apka Bed Toot Jaye,

    To Subha Ghar Walon Ko Kya Waja Batao Gay?

    Reply Me..

    Apne Doston Ko Send Karo
    Barey Mazedar Jawab Aein Gy..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • FUNNY TRUTH By TIME
    FUNNY TRUTH By TIME..

    In Bed, its 6:00 am , If u close ur Eyes
    for 5 mins,
    its 7:45 ;-):-)
    .
    .
    .
    But in Lecture its 9:30, u close ur
    Eyes for 5 mins, its still 9:31 ..;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Funny SMS  Send To Mobile