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Film Sholay
Pati- Patni Film Sholay dekh kar
Ghar aaye to Pati ne
Romantic Mood me Patni se kaha:
"Nach Basanti Nach"
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Tabhi Unka Chota Beta bola:
"Is Kutte k Samne Mat Nachna Mummy"..;-p ;-)
Hahhahaha
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Maha Abro
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Vampire ki Aulaad
GABBAR: Aaj Me ne Basanti ko Nahate huwe dekha..
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VIRU: Kutte , Kamine
Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga
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GABBAR: Aray O Vampire ki Aulaad,
Me Naha Raha Tha aur
Basanti Baaju se Ja rahi thi... :-p
Hahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Kutton k Samny Mat Nachna
Sardar Apny Kutty k sath Film "Sholay" Dekhny Gaya..
Hero: Basanti, in kutton k Samny Mat Nachna.
Sardar Ghusse se Khara Ho Gaya Aur Bola:
Kutty ki Bhi Ticket Li Hui Hai,
Tumhara To Baap Bhi Dance Kery Ga...;-)
Hahaha
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Naila Soomro
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Ek Christian Ny Eid
Ek Christian ny Eid-ul-Fitar Josh 0 Jazby se Manai..
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Ek Hindu ny Eid-ul-Azha pe Bakra Qurban kiya..
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Ek Yahudi ny Ramzan ka Roza Rakha..
Kiya Aap ny Kabhi Aisa Suna??
Nahi Na??
To Ye Kiya Hai?
Musalmano ny Valentine Day Josh se Manaya.
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New Year Manaya.
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April Fool Manaya.
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Basant Manai.
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FM 91 pe Raakhi Bandhny ki Taqreeb.
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Kitny Sharam ki Baat hai?
Phir Hum Allah se Gila kerty hen k Zalzaly aur Selab Hum pe Q Aaty hen??
Are We Muslims?
Can We Claim to be Ummati of Holi Prophet(P.B.U.H)?
Think About It
Is It Right?
If U Think This Msg may Work Plz Fwd it to UR Contacts..
By:
Naila Soomro
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Modern Basanti
Old Dharmedar to Modern Basanti...
Dharmendar : Basanti, In Kutton k Samny Mat nachna.
Basanti : Excuse Me, Who the Hell r u 2 order me like this?
U Stupid guy using abusive language. U bloody fool,
Hanging in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from ur body.
U keep ur mouth Shut...
Nonsense!
Hay Gabbar !
Play The Music Man..:-P :-D
By:
Rabia Naz
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Gabbar To Thakur
Gabbar : Ye Haath Mujhy de de Thakur.
Thakur : Lele! Mere haath le le,
Basanti k bhi lele,
Jay Veeru k bhi lele,
Octopus Ban ja Kaminay..
Gabbar : Tu To Emotional ho gaya Paglay...;-p
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Raheel Ahmed
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FILMI SHAIRI
* Agar Ho Bemar To Dhond
FILMI SHAIRI
* Agar Ho Bemar To Dhondo Chemist,
My Name Z Khan & I M Not A Terorist
* Raat K 2 Bjy Baji Ghar Ki Bell…
Mein Ne Gate Khola To Choukidar Bola…
All Z Well, All Z Well
* Karna Parta Hai Apny Kharchun Pe Qabu,
1 Chutki Sindur Ki Qemat Tm Kya Janu Mahesh Babu :->
* Call Krny Se Pehly Balance Janchna,
Basanti, In Kuttun K Samny Mt Nachna!
* Tum Bin Kesy Yun G Payenge,
Ayenge, Mere Karan Arjun Ayenge! =P
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musarat
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Beemar to Dhoond lo Chemist
Agar ho Beemar to Dhoond lo Chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a terrorist.
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Apne karcho per krna parta hai kabu,
Aik chutki sindur ki qeemat tum kia jano Ramesh babu.
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Call krne sy pehle balance jaanchna,
Basanti in kutton k saamney mat nachna.
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Shayare Maghrib
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Yaar ye baat nahi hai
Yaar ye baat nahi hai, Sab logon ki apni apni majboriyan hoti hain,
Latif se kaha bhi tha k Uzba k rishtay ki baat kary lekin mehngai itni ho gai hai k Dil nahi lagta.
Aur phir iska woh taste nahi hai jo America ne Iran k sath muahida kya woh to do ghantay se uper kabhi nasrin k ghar paan khany gaye to rastay main unki larrai hogai,
Phir itni barish hui k Basant cancel ho gai isi wajah se Judge bahal huye, Tabhi to Time aagay hua.
Jab samajh nahi aa raha hai to Parhny ki Zaroorat kya thi? :-)
By:
Ariese Ansari
In: Basant SMS
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