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English Nahi Aati



Son: Padosi ki Ladki ko English Nahi Aati.

Father: Tujhe kese pata?


Son: Main jab bhi usay kehta hon

"GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

Mujhe 2 Thappad maarti hai.



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