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Aap ka BAAP



Nokar: Sir bahar ek patla sa, Kala sa aadmi aya hy wo kehta hy k wo app ka BAAP hy.

Zardari: Kya bakte ho?

Nokar: Sir woh Apna naam Barack Obama btata hy.


Zardari: Oh Shit! Un ko andar bulao ur chai pani pocho.



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