Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN
A Man Got 2 Wishes from God.
He Immediately Wished for
the Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN.
The Next Moment He Got
MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA. :-D
MORAL:
Investment is Subject to Market Risks.
Plz Read the Offer Document Carefully Before Investing ?:-)
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