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Munh Me Pani



Park Me Ghumte Huwe Pathan Ki Bivi Boli:
Khan Sahab, Pani To Pila Den,
Bohat Piyas Lagi Hai..

Pathan:
Gul Bano Chalo Hum Tumhe Pizza
Aur Tikka Boti Khilata Hai.

Bivi:
Sachi Khan Sahab,
Mere To Munh Me Pani Aa Gaya..

Pathan:
Munh Me Pani Aa Gaya Hai To
Ab Wohi Pani Pi Lo.. :-p :-D

Hahaha



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