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Baat Maan Le



Jo Aurat Ek Minute Me Baat Maan Le,
Wo "Maa" Hai..

Jo 3 Minute Me Many
Wo "Behan" Hai..

Jo 5 Minute Me Many
Wo "Beti" Hai..

Aur Jo Baar Baar Kehny Per Bhi Na Many
Wo
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"BEHRI" Hai.. :-)

Kiya Aap "Bivi" Samajh Rahy Thy ?

Yaar Aap Bhi Naa.. :-D



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