Itni Jaldi Q Utha Liya
45 Years Old Lady:
Hey Bhagwan, Mujhy Itni Jaldi Q Utha Liya.??
Yamraj: Neechy Tu Apny Pati Ka Dimagh Chaat rahi Thi
Yahan Mera,,
Ziyada Dimagh Ki Dahi Mat Ker,,
March Me Closing Chal Rahi Hai,
Target Pura Kerna Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
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